Nick: VROOOM VROOOM!! Time for warp speed team!!!
Brian: *Hears noise* Hey fellas... what's that noise?
Howie:*checks hair for the millionth time* Dammit! #72 won't stay in place! *looks up* What?
AJ: Rainbows, puppies and kittens lollipops, clowns and cake … mmm … cake
Nick: Oh no!! Aliens!!! PEW!! PEW!!!
Brian: *Walks around corner* Oh my goodness! Nicks got a rocket!!!!!!
AJ: I wonder if they made Nick's birthday cake yet
Howie: Look... I think Nick is reliving the Larger than Life video...
Nick: Hey guys!! Come join me in my rocket!!
Brian: Cool! *runs over* Nick!!! Nick!!! Can I play!!!?
AJ: I could actually use a smoke right now...NO! Bad Alex, more happy thoughts
Nick: Sure Rok ... you can be Spock!! Hehehehehe! That rhymes.
Howie: *looks at Nick like he's lost his peapickin mind*
Brian: But Spock's strange... can’t I be Kirk?
Nick: No, I'm Kirk!!
Brian: But.... Niiiiiiick! *frowns*
AJ: Can I play? I wanna be Hans!
Nick: Hans?? That's Star Wars AJ!! I’m playing Star TREK
AJ: Oh...well then screw this!
Brian: Hahaha *points at AJ* You can’t play now! *jumps in beside Nick*
Nick: It's my birthday Brian!! Come on ... be Spock!!!
Howie: I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.
Brian: Live long and prosper dude! This is awesome!
Nick: Alright ... so we just entered warp speed and I'm trying to defeat the aliens
Brian: *shouts* Raise shields!!!
AJ: Where's that cake?
Nick: Cake? There’s no time for cake!! We have an alien army attacking this ship!!
Howie: *comes back in carrying Nick's rocket-shaped cake*
Nick: D ... please tell me you didn't have that in the bathroom with you?
AJ: That's just nasty
Howie: Where else was I gonna hide it!?!
Nick: DUDE!! ... Do you KNOW what I do in there??
AJ: Okay that's it I’m having a smoke
Brian: AJ just ask yourself... what would Jesus do?
AJ: He would want me to be happy *puffs*
Brian: *gets up and inspects cake* Howie is that chocolate cake?
Howie: Ok fine... don't eat the chocolate cake with ice cream filling. Don't bother me none.
Nick: Ice cream??? ... hmmm
Brian: AJ can’t play rocket ship or have the cake... best light up that smoke dude LOL
AJ: Ice cream??? Shut it choir boy, GIMME THAT CAKE!!
Nick: *grabs a fork and shoves 10 bites down throat*
Howie: Careful! You'll give yourself a brain freeze!
Brian: Woah! Woah!!! We were supposed to say grace NICK! *glares*
AJ: GRACE! Happy now?
Nick: *talks with mouth full* Sorry!
Brian: *shakes head*
Howie: EWWWWW! Cake spit!! *wipes face and busts out Purell*
Nick: hehehehehehe! *licks Howie*
Howie: EW EW EWWWW!! *dumps Purell over head*
Brian: *jumps back in rocket* Hey Nick... I’m.... *snorts* I'm.... taking off!!!!! *looks astonished* I am so damn funny!
Nick: *shoves down 5 more bites of cake* Wait for me!! I'm the captain!!
AJ: I know! Every time I have an urge to smoke, I shall pull Howie's ear
Howie: Wait..what the hell do I look like? A security blanket?
Brian: *starts bouncing* Beam me up Nick!!!! Beam me up!!!
Nick: Kirk!! You gotta call me Kirk!! We're playing Star Trek!!
Brian: Ok ok... Spok to Kirk... one to beam up!
Howie: But ...wasn't the line "beam me up Scotty"?
AJ: *pulls Howie's ear*
Nick: Scotty?? There's no Scotty in Star Trek!! Howie!! You gotta play right!!
Brian: *glares at Howie*
AJ: Star Trek is lame, no Darth Vader, I mean come on!
Nick: Alright ... Spock ... prep the lazers!!
Brian: *picks up a stick and points it at AJ* It’s set to stun!
AJ: And I wanted to be Hans! *pouts*
Howie: *comes back out* I wanna play! Can I be Jabba The Hut?
Nick: Jabba the?? ... STAR TREK!!! ... NOT WARS!! ...UGH! … AJ ... you can be the chick ... I can't remember her name but ... there was definitely a chick in Star Trek
AJ: Do I get boobs?
Howie: Like I know these movies apart! I'll be whoever you want Nick.
Nick: Alright ... Howie can be the dude with the cool glasses that go all around his head
AJ: Levar Burton?
Howie: Glasses? Shouldn't AJ be that dude?
Nick: NO! ... AJ is the girl ... the one with the weird name ... Uhora or something
AJ: Did you just call me a whore?!
Brian: Oh boy
AJ: I am not a whore, you're the biggest whore of them all!
Howie: Ok.! AJ! Don't make me go all Kevin on your asses!!!!
Nick: Or wait ... Howie do you wanna be the guy with the ridges on his head?
Brian: The green one? Howie should be the green robot man!
Howie: Ugh … fine! But this guy better have superpowers or something cool like that!
Nick: Spock!! Make them stop questioning the captain!!
Brian: *mind melds with Howie* You are a green android called Data. You are very clever but have no emotion
Nick: Ya ... that's perfect for Howie!
Howie: Data? OOOO I like that name! I'm full of all kinds of data...like with my condo sales and all!
AJ: Ya, he's pretty much just boring all around
Nick: Alright now ... the alien army is coming ... we need to prepare ourselves!
Howie: *tucks head between knees*
Brian: Arm fazers!
AJ: I'm going to the bathroom
Howie: AJ!!! I wouldn’t if I were you!!! Too many beans on those tacos last night … I knew better than that too..
Nick: No time for bathroom breaks now Uhora ... we're about to go into warp speed!! *pushes a bunch of buttons*
AJ: Stop calling me a whore you little bitch!
Nick: DAMNIT!! I'm the CAPTAIN ... you can't call me a bitch!!
AJ: William Shatner
Brian: Aliens! Starboard side captain!
Nick: FIRE THE TORPEDOES!!!
Howie: There's torpedoes in space?
Brian: Firing torpedoes!
Nick: Sure there are!! Why not?
Howie: I just thought those were only in water… of all people YOU should know that Nicky.
Brian: Howieeeeeeee you're spoiling our game!
Nick: Exactly!! Just go with it. Now you're supposed to be a little green robot!!
Howie: Ugh! Fine. I'll just sit here and look pretty.
Nick: Pretty?? Pfffffffftttt! *snickers*
Brian: You find green robots attractive?
Nick: Ok, give me the specs Data!!
Howie: Specks of what? I don't have dandruff!!!
Nick: The specs!! Of the ship!! What's the condition?? They're firing!!
AJ: If I were you I'd be more concerned about that bald spot where hairs 50 through 61 used to be
Howie: I use conditioner! I can run home if you need it!
Nick: *shakes head*
Brian: Androids don’t use conditioner!
Howie: Well then, I bet they have a lot of dead ends.
AJ: I have the force
Nick: Oh no!! We're entering a meteor field!!
Brian: *whines* Nick can't we play this by ourselves; Howie’s spoiling it and AJ thinks he’s Darth Vader!
AJ: Hey I should get a tattoo of the death star when all my hair's gone
Nick: You're right Bri! AJ, Howie ... you are banned from the ship!! Please dismount immediately!!
AJ: Yeah you two would know about dismounting.
Howie: Dismount? EWW!!!
Nick: You know what I mean!!! Get off!!
Brian: *points stick at AJ and Howie* Its set to kill now, get off!
AJ: Now you're telling us to get off?? Ya, that doesn't sound any better.
Howie: Get off? You two are disturbing.
Brian: Don’t make me get the big ugly alien security dude with the temper!
Howie: AJ, I think those two need a little "time" together. Let's go have some cake.
AJ: Fine. I'm going to have a smoke and nothing nobody says is going to stop me! *leaves singing Prince's Get Off"
Nick: Ugh! Finally!
Brian: Yay! *embraces Nick* Ok ... lets go kill some aliens!
Nick: Yes! Now Spock, you'll have to help me navigate through the meteor field. I'll stear, you blast the meteors!
Brian: Ok! *points stick* This is fun! *begins singing Rocket man by Elton John*
Howie: Psssst..AJ! Let's throw rocks at the box "rocket" and yell METEOR SHOWER!!!!!
Nick: I can hear the aliens Spock! They must be in the middle of the field!!
Brian: Yes captain, I sense their presence *gets hit by a rock* Ooooooooooowwwwwwwww my nose!!!
Nick: Aaaaaah!! What the HELL was that??
Howie: *throws another rock*
Nick: GET THE GUNS SPOCK!! THEY MUST HAVE MOUNTED THE SHIP!
AJ: *in Darth Vader voice* Luke, I am your FATHER
Brian: What!? Im hearing voices!!! God is that you!?
Howie: Nick, will you STOP mounting things! That’s disgusting!
Nick: *jumps out of the box and starts "shooting" * PEW!! PEW!! PEW!!!
Brian: *jumps out and fights like a ninja* I need no gun captain! *kicks AJ in the head accidentally*
AJ: AAAH! *takes off pants and waves ‘light saber’ around in the air*
Howie: AJ! Wrong light saber dude. Put that thing away!!
AJ: I like overcompensating. Mine glows too!
Nick: *holds "gun" up to Howie's head* Don't move or I'll shoot!!
Howie: *stops, looks at Nick, throws another rock at the box*
AJ: *whacks Brian* Yeah, feel the force!
Brian: Hi yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *ninja chops* Whoa! Hang on ... don’t hit me with THAT! That’s unholy!
Nick: EW!! AJ!! Put your pants back on!!!
AJ: NEVER!!!!!!!!! Yeah check this out, I know you're jealous!
Brian: Howieeeeeeeeeeeee! AJ's got his weener out!!!! *cries*
AJ: *runs and then falls and trips*
Brian: This is not supposed to be the Star Trek version of porn!
Nick: Howie!! I command you to make AJ put his pants back on!!! *covers eyes*
AJ: Its Star Whores!
Howie: *sighs* AJ, we talked about this. The pants must stay on. No one wants to see the zebra stripped skivvies or...THAT. Come on buddy. Do it and you can have a ciggerette.
AJ: Okay *eyes piñata*
Nick: Can I uncover my eyes now??
Howie: Yes, its safe. And NO AJ, you can NOT use your "light saber" for the piñata.
AJ: Damn! *walks away humming Star Wars theme*
Nick: There's a piñata??
Brian: Oooh piñata?!?
Nick: *holds "gun" back up to Howie's head* Take me to your piñata!
Howie: *points the the rocket shaped piñata in the tree* Have at it boys!
Nick: Ooooh!! *runs over and put on blindfold* Alright ... someone call ground control ... cuz I'm taking off! *picks up stick* 5 … 4 … 3 …
Howie: Ok .. maybe this wasn't such a great idea. Nick, blindfolded, with a bat
Nick: 2 … 1 … WHACK!!!
AJ: Oh god! *runs inside*
Brian: *runs over and starts whacking*
Howie: OUCH!!!! That hurts!! Stop!!!!
Nick: Ohhh!! Sorry Howie!!
Nick: Point me in the direction of the piñata!!
Howie: Brian,YOU do it. I think he broke my arm!
Brian: *sings* I want candy! *shakes ass*
Nick: *starts swinging around randomly*
Howie: *dives into bushes*
Nick: Am I close??
Brian: *points* Come on Nick higher!
AJ: That was also sexual
Howie: Brian! WHY are you pointing!?! He's BLINDFOLDED!!!!!!
Brian: Don’t make me go get Leighanne for bible studies AJ!
Nick: Higher?? ... *swings stick above head*
AJ: How many blondes does it take to break open a pinata?
Brian: *lifts Nick onto shoulders* Jesus dude... you put on a few pounds?
Nick: It's all that cake! Alright now ... CHARGE!!
Howie: This is so not gonna end well...
Nick: *swings stick around*
Brian: *strains* hhhhhiiiiighhherr
AJ: DUCK AND COVER!!!!
Brian: *wobbles* To the left Nicky!!
Howie: *video tapes for later blackmail material*
Nick: Am I hitting it yet??
AJ: What is with you people and the sexual references?
Brian: What’s that smell? Have you just farted on me?
Nick: OOOPS! ... Sorry B-Rok!! *snickers*
Howie: Sorry Brian! It's all those beans last night!
Brian: Oooooh no ... thats sick dude *wobbles*
AJ: Ahahahahahahahahaha! Right by your mouth too dude!
Brian: Get down!
AJ: And move it all around
Nick: No! I’ve almost … aaaaahhh!! ... stop wobbling dawg! ... I'm gonna ... aaaaah ... aaaahh ... AAAAAHHHHHH!!! *falls*
Brian: *falls to the ground* THUD!
AJ: I think you just killed Brian
Nick: *takes off blindfold* ... Did we at least get the candy??
Brian: I think I broke my leg ya'll
Howie: *walks over, takes pinata down, cracks it open and throws candy*
Nick: YAY!!! Candy! *runs around picking it all up and shoving it in pockets*
Howie: Now that I have a broken arm and Brian has a broken leg, I think this party should wrap up before we all end up in body casts or bags.
Nick: But, but ... I'm not tiiiiired yet!!! *pouts, then eats candy*
Brian: Can someone call me an ambulance? There’s bone sticking out. Oh my gosh, Leighanne is gonna kill me
Howie: Nick damn near beat her to it!
Nick: Here Bri ... have some candy!
Brian: Oooh candy! *sticks some up nostrils and pulls a face* hehehehhehe!
Nick: *runs around shooting imaginary aliens*
AJ: *lights up another cigarette*
Howie: I really should have thought this through a little better. Nick, blindfolded, with a stick and candy. I'm goin home. Happy Birthday Nick! Hope that leg heals before tour Brian! AJ...happy puffing! Goodbye!!
Nick: Thanks Howie!! BE CAREFUL NEAR MY ROCKETSHIP!!
Howie: *walks down the sidewalk shaking head* HOW did Kevin DO it?
AJ: Yeah and I'm going home because someone there actually ENJOYS my lightsaber!
Nick: PLEASE don't take that out again AJ! Just go!!
Brian: Wait ... what about my ambulance? Somebody? Hey the doctor on star trek was a hot lady... can you call her?
Nick: Never fear Spock ... I'll save you!! *picks up Brian*
Brian: *perks up* To the medical bay!!!!!!!