tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24997341709663912602024-02-07T19:21:47.782-05:00The Backstreet Noise ProjectWe are a BSB humor site following in the steps of Whodaman Inc., and we hope you find a lot here that makes you laugh and brightens your day.
We are:
Jen (Momma J),
Victoria,
Sam,
Dianne,
Bianca,
Luz (aka sorting),
Chels (aka Hat)
and Poppy. Created by Beth.
ENJOY!Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-71242951306164645812013-04-24T20:21:00.000-04:002013-04-24T20:21:59.638-04:00BSB 20th Anniversary Year Stories: Week 1Ok so we had a bit a of a lull there with the past event stories but never fear .... We're back!!! And we all know there's got to be some amazing and hilarious stories out there from this past weekend. I mean, this is what we were waiting for people! The 20th anniversary year has officially begun! Were you at the fan event on Saturday? How about the Walk of Fame ceremony on Monday? Or maybe you were just watching from home? Well if you've got a funny story to share we're here to help. We wanna hear from you, so send your stories to backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.com or post them on TDS and we'll share them with all our followers so we can all share in the laughs.<br />
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To get the ball rolling I (Dianne) will share with you some of the craziness that ensued at my BSB 20th anniversary fan event viewing party. My friends and I couldn't make it out to LA (plane tickets from Toronto to LA ain't cheap) so we decided to all get together, watch the stream together and have our own little celebration. Now, if you watched the live stream this won't be news to you but for those of you who didn't see it, boy did you miss some gems! The whole thing was on Backstreet Time to the EXTREME as the boys weren't actually out on stage until 2 HOURS after the stream was scheduled to start. As a result our "hosts" Jojo and Tammee had to kill time ... lots of time. It. Was. Horrible. Aside from the maybe 20 mins of Jojo interviewing the boys backstage, it was just pure torture. There are really no other words to describe it besides train wreck. But I digress (and getting to my point) it provided for some really funny moments. First off, our hosts spent quite a bit of time "interviewing" fans. Cue all of us screaming and basically loosing our minds every time we saw our friend and fellow Noisy Girl, Jen on the stream. It was as if we thought if we screamed "TURN AROUND!!" at the screen loud enough, she would somehow hear us in LA. It had to be an amusing site to see if nothing else. Then there were the other "interviews" (and I put that in quotations because they were just so stupid). We start out with Tammee interviewing the DJ, who will evidently also be on the cruise. Now frankly, I feel really sorry for this guy because they must have said his name like 10 times. We could not figure it out. Over the course of the night we referred to this man as "DJ Chewbacca" "DJ Chalupa" and of course our favorite, "The One Eyed DJ". Why one eyed you ask? Well when he first appeared on the screen, for some reason, Cinzia felt the need to ask, "Is that man missing an eyeball?" I don't know why she thought he was missing an eyeball but she did, and thus was born his new nickname. Now after Tammee interviewed the DJ they go to Jojo interviewing Christian the bartender. Why? Who knows. I don't think this guy even knew who the Backstreet Boys were. Then we cut back to Tammee interviewing some fans. Back to Jojo interviewing the boys (FINALLY!!) and then, because they hate us, back to Tammee interviewing guess who? Most of you know it ... Christian the bartender. WE JUST TALKED TO THIS GUY!!! He's a moron! He spent most of this interview trying to get Tammee drunk in what I can only assume was an attempt to go home with her. Now we're about to cut back to Jojo and just as they're about to do this Cinzia says "If he's interviewing The One Eyed DJ I'm gonna loose it" Cue Jojo and who is he talking to? That's right! The DJ!! I was literally almost on the ground laughing.<br />
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Alright, so there's my experience, now you gotta share yours!! We know you've got 'em so get to sending people! Let's get this Backstreet 20th Anniversary Party Train rolling!Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-29344478599365874942013-03-11T16:02:00.002-04:002013-03-11T16:02:52.578-04:00Past BSB Event Stories: Week 7 The anticipation is building in the BSB fandom, can you feel it? If we weren't anxious before, well those boys have certainly been getting us there this week, and it would seem that the increased excitement has sparked some memories and encouraged some more people to share their BSB stories. We have 2 stories for you this week!<br />
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The first comes to you from TDS user ff87 and it's another cruise story!<br />
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<i>I've had a few encounters with BSB but by far the funniest one was during the 2010 BSB cruise. My sister, cousin and I were trying to avoid the big crowds so we decided to take one of the less used elevators towards the back of the ship. So once we get in the elevator it's just us 3 and those elevators are super slow. We took it to the top floor so while we're on it we decide to be stupid and my cousin and I are rapping to juveniles " Back that thang up" lol. While my sisters back is facing the door of the elevator, she's there shaking her ass like a ghetto crazy girl and were just having a good time not even caring that this is showing up on surveillance. The elevator makes a stop and my sister is still there bending over, shaking her ass, the doors open and there's Brian, Leighanne, Baylee, and security staring at us. The three of us looked at each other and we could not stop laughing, we said hello and just walked out in giggles. </i><br />
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That's the thing about the cruise, those boys pop up when you least expect it!<br />
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Our next story come from another dear friend to the Noisy Girls and the woman behind Team Wylee Canada, Sofia. Her story takes place during Nick's I'm Taking Off tour.<br />
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<i>My friends and I did the Canadian Nick Carter tour in November 2011 and I was sick as a dog. Every time I laughed I would cough like crazy (the things I do for these boys, lol). Anyways he did Mississauga, Bellville and then Montreal. In Montreal my friends and I thought we would get a cheap hotel, we were REALLY tired and the hotel was right beside the Metropolis venue so it was perfect. Now let me say the hotel was pretty shady, but it was cheap and a good spot to be so we didn't care. S</i><i>o we checked in. First the elevator couldn't fit everyone's stuff so we had to take turns bringing everyone's stuff up to our room and the doors would just close on you every so often. While we're going up to our room the receptionist comes up to go to another room, however, there is a painter on a ladder with a bucket of paint at the room she's going to, so he's obviously painting and the room is not ready. So she asks him is this room ready to be used and the painter is looking at her like wtf and says no I'm not done yet. lol </i><br />
<i>It got cold in the morning so my friend Cinzia went to see if she could turn the heat on, but she saw there wasn't really a knob to turn the heat on so she went down to see if they could help. So I wake up and see her come back up with this big looking tv but it's a heater to heat the room. Cinzia goes to me, "The lady said if we had any problems with the heater or with anything else to give them a call and they'll come right up." I say to her, "Good luck with that since there's no fucking phone." Cinzia says, "There's gotta be a phone Sof" and I'm like "No there's not!" She looks around the room and she goes, "You're right, there's not!" </i><br />
<i>The next day at this lovely establishment, around 9am, Cinzia is in the bathroom and I hear someone banging on the door of next room over. The gentlemen is shouting, "Open this door and come out here and suck my dick!!" lmao So I get up off my bed look through the peep hole, he's half naked, thankfully it's not bottom half. I make sure the door is locked because I'd rather be safe than sorry, lol. So Cinzia comes out of the bathroom and I ask her, "Did you hear that man shouting from in the bathroom?" She goes, "No" and I tell her about the man and she says, "We should call security." I bust out laughing and say, "Cinzia, if there is no phone here, there is for sure no security!" lmao Like I said it was a pretty shady place, but it added to the fun adventure and now we have funny stories to tell. </i><br />
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Yikes! That story is funny AND a little scary, lol. But like Sofia said, the things we do for those boys!!<br />
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Join the fun! Send us YOUR funny experiences and we'll post them right here next week. You can e-mail us at backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.com or you can do what ff87 and Sofia did and post it on TDS. See you next Monday! :)<br />
Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-104516420229132202013-03-03T22:44:00.001-05:002013-03-05T16:23:16.958-05:00Past BSB Event Stories: Week 6 And so it begins! We've got tour dates in Asia and a Walk of Fame weekend in LA. So if you're going to any of those events we wanna hear from you afterward! Tell us about all of the hilarious moments that are bound to take place!<br />
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Can't wait that long? No worries! We're gonna keep posting stories from past events until the funniest moments from this 20th anniversary year start rolling in and boy do we have one for you this week. This story comes from our friend and all around hilarious gal, Cinzia, and well, you just gotta read it ...<br />
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<i>During the cruise we probably slept 4 hours all weekend. Slept for a bit on the Monday and then hit Disney on the Tuesday. It was a lot of fun but a super long day and we were very tired.</i><br />
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<i>We look at each other puzzled and tried to figure out his reaction. Erin was still standing, where she had tied her BSB cruise hoodie (with the mermaid) around her waist.</i><br />
<i>Me: That was a weird reaction.</i><br />
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<i>Me: Yeah, we do Boy Bands</i><br />
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<i>Erin (while sticking her butt out and pointing to it): Backstreet!</i><br />
<i>*Note - she did not say Backstreet BOYS, just Backstreet and although she was pointing to the BSB hoodie, it looked like she was pointing to her bum*</i><br />
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<i>So yeah, we totally traumatized Prince Charming (who looked about 15 by the way) into thinking we "did" boy bands, very quickly, in our bums. </i><br />
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Now, if that didn't tickle your funny bone, you might wanna get yourself checked out!! ;)<br />
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Wanna send us YOUR funny story? backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.com is the e-mail to send it to. YOUR story could be up here next week! See you then! :)<br />
Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-64728671723685844092013-02-25T18:06:00.002-05:002013-02-25T18:07:59.863-05:00Past BSB Event Stories - Week 5<br />
So here we are at week 5 and we didn’t get any submissions for this week, sooooooooo...I’m gonna submit one of my own tour memories for this week. <br />
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Back in August 2010, the Boys did a TIU show in Cleveland, OH. Five of us Noisy Girl planned on meeting up and going to the show together. For some, it was the first time we’d all meet in person. There was myself (from WV), Chels (From OH), Luz (from Texas), Dianne (from Canada) and LadyV (from England). Yeah...we be from ALLL over the globe! We decided to meet up a couple days before the show so that we could all hang out and just have some fun really getting to know each other in person and oohhhhhh what a time we had...like only Noisys know how to do! Full of laughs, fun and making good memories. But one particular instance stands out at MY favorite memory of the trip.<br />
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We were on the streets of Cleveland walking somewhere and we kept hearing this beeping sound. We finally realized where the beep was coming from.....the crosswalk signal. We were proud of our discovery until Dianne, or DD as I so affectingly call her, says all of a sudden “Oh!! I get it...the beeping is for the deaf people!” Ok, clearly she MEANT blind people but by the time this registered to me I was almost literally rolling on the ground with laughter, as was the rest of the girls! There were a LOT of hysterical moments on that trip, that lives in infamy in my mind, but THAT is my favorite of them all!<br />
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So, that’s one of MY stories, but we want to hear YOURS! We all would love to hear about one of your crazy/funny tour stories! Or if you had a crazy VIP picture, send it our way! Please submit them to us at backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.comBackstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-73498913644420919562013-02-18T19:57:00.003-05:002013-02-18T19:59:04.595-05:00Past BSB Event Stories - Week 4<br />
Those Backstreet Boys, they just love testing our patience don't they? Teasing away about being in the studio and in meetings. TELL US SOMETHING!!! We need our fix! And hopefully some amazing and hilarious stories from this bound to be epic 20th anniversary year. But until then, we continue on with stories from the past. We didn't get any submissions with week, guess everyone was busy with Valentine's Day ... or should I say gettin' busy! ;) That's ok though, Dianne here and I'll share one of my experiences.<br />
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Now, I'll preface this story with a bit of background info. As you may or may not know, I kind of have this thing about asking the boys, especially Nick, if they've ever licked a battery. Don't ask me why, I just think it's funny. So ...<br />
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It's August 2011, Nick seems to be here in Toronto every other day (not that I mind) and this website called iVillage Canada is running a contest to go see Nick at an intimate show. All you had to do to enter was send them a question to ask Nick. So of course I'm sending away, trying to win me some tickets, and eventually, I'm running out things to ask. Now, I'm operating under the assumption that, considering a bunch of people are spamming them with tons of questions, they are not actually reading all these questions. What do I have to loose? So I send my question "Have you ever licked a battery?" Well, I didn't win ... :( ... But my friend Sofia did and because she's the best, she took me as her plus one! :)<br />
Fast forward to the day of, we're waiting in line to get inside, along comes this woman who works at the site. We start talking to her and she tells us about how she was the one in charge of the twitter account and how she read all the tweets and they were so funny and ... well ... you can see where this is going. Next thing I know she telling us all about this weird person who wanted them to ask Nick if he's ever licked a battery. I couldn't hold it in. I burst out laughing and said "that was me!!" We all had a good laugh and of course I had to explain why I would ask such an odd question, but to this day, almost every time I tweet that iVillage Canada account, they tweet me back ;)<br />
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Now don't leave me hanging here, I know there's a bunch of you out there just as crazy as I am. Send us your stuff!! Not exactly a wizard with words? No worries, we'd be happy to help you put your story into the perfect Noisy blog post. Still not feeling it? Send us your hilarious VIP pic! No writing required! backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.com<br />
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Now let's all cross our fingers and hope by next week we'll have news of NEW BSB events! See you then!<br />
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<br />Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-44959692902912019262013-02-11T20:29:00.003-05:002013-02-11T20:44:51.921-05:00Past BSB Event Stories - Week 3<br />
We are back again with the 3rd installment of YOUR past BSB event/encounter stories! This story comes to us from a member of our lovely friends at TDS, Shania. So sit back and enjoy!<br />
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So, I've never been to a BSB event but here's my funny encounter involving Twitter, Carly Rae Jepson, food, and Calculus. I was on summer vacation and I was teaching myself how to do Calculus. Suddenly, I got bored, so I decided to have lunch and checked my Twitter timeline. At that time, Brian was tweeting as well. Since I was so bored, I tweeted Brian, thinking that he wasn't going to read it. I Tweeted "Hey this is Shania and I'm not crazy but here's my Twitter, so chirp me maybe". A minute later, he didn't reply once but TWICE! All the while I was doing a calculus problem but eating. The good news is, I didn't choke on my food but I think I messed up that calculus problem as well! lol<br />
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That's our Boys...sneak-attacking us on Twitter. Shania definitely got a special and rare shout out from Brian. Way to go Shania! And thank you for sharing your story with us!<br />
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Do YOU have a special story or memory of a past BSB event that you'd like to share with our readers? We'd love to hear about your adventures and funny mishaps that happen during tour or a random Boy encounter? Please send them to us and we will post them here on our blog! Look forward to hearing from our readers! You can either send them to us via TDS in our thread or email us at backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.com.<br />
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Happy Nick's Birthday everyone! Well, it has been exactly 1 week since we made our announcement and we already have our first submission!! Whooo hoooo!!! This one comes from a good friend to the Noisy Girls, Emma, or as we like to call her, Queen of the Darkside! (She runs TDS, our favorite forum) </div>
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<i>We were in the hotel bar after a show in Manchester, UK and AJ came wandering in! He sat behind us and was chatting with some fans....<br />I was trying to be Stealth (like D) and was leaning back trying to listen in (think James Bond spy styleeee) When my other girls started laughing and suddenly AJ shouted loudly right in my ear!!!! *cue me shatting myself*<br />He had crept up behind me and decided to scare me to death!<br /><br />I went a shade of beetroot and then ...... (probably instinct) slapped him hard on the arm and told him I hated him!! lols. My girls found it amusing and he just laughed like a total (gorgeous) bastard!<br /><br />He then sat with us for a bit, chatting, showing us pics of his dogs on his phone and telling us how he'd been working out! Concluding the chat with asking to feel how hard his abs were! <img src="http://thedarksidebsb.com/Smileys/default/shocked1.gif" /> So naturally I gave them a good feel!!! hahahahah It. Was. Awesome. My fave experience with a BSB and he totally knew what he was doing to get us excited!! lols!</i><div>
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The Backstreet Noise Project has had to be put on the
backburner for a lot of us Noisy Girls and as much as we’d love to continue to
come up with and write hilarious (or at least what we deem to be hilarious)
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We Noisys are attempting to revive our little blog, in
honour of the big, looming, 20<sup>th</sup> anniversary, and of course, to keep
their fans smiling as best we can. However, we’re going to need your help!<o:p></o:p></div>
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As funny as we may try to be, I think we can all agree that
the best and the funniest stories come from BSB adventures. Sure, we can share
those stories with our family and friends, but no one can really appreciate
them like other BSB fans. And with the 20<sup>th</sup> anniversary year coming
up, there’s gonna be a ton of events and who knows what kinda crazy stuff could
happen. So what we’re hoping is that you
guys will share your stories with us, we’ll post them on the blog, and everyone
can have a good laugh. And if we can get stories from a whole bunch of
different events this year, it’ll be a nice way to commemorate the boys’ 20<sup>th</sup>
anniversary. <o:p></o:p></div>
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What we’re looking for is this: funny stories, either
involving BSB or BSB related, from your BSB adventures. Obviously nothing too
long, we don’t want reviews, and the stories have to be real ie. it had to
actually happen to you, no fan fic. We are also not suggesting we go down the
BSB secrets route ladies and gents, y’all know what we mean… that makes us
laugh in a different kinda way, normally before becoming quite aggravated. To
make it clear, we’ll provide you all with an example … <o:p></o:p></div>
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Way back in 2010 during the This Is Us tour, you may recall
that a few of us Noisy Girls met up in Cleveland, Ohio to hang out and to see
the boys’ show. After the concert we decided to hang out near the tour buses
and see if we could see the guys one last time. So we head over to where the
tour buses would be and … what luck … there they were, the buses, out in the
open, you could walk right up to them, which is just what we did. Now there was
no one around and we were a bit sleep deprived, so we thought it would be cool
to take pics with the boys bus, touch the boys bus, pretend to lick the boys
bus, and one of us, who shall remain nameless but is definitely NOT me, decided
to hump the boys bus. There is even photographic evidence of this. We all had a
good laugh and the story would have been amusing enough at that but, unfortunately,
it’s not over. We continued to wait for those damn Backstreet Boys while they
were evidently having cake … without forks. You need forks to eat cake. Naturally, that’s what a couple of the DANCERS
ran over to THIER bus… The bus that SOMEONE mistakenly just humped thinking it
was the boys. Oh dear… <o:p></o:p></div>
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Now our story doesn’t include any names because it didn’t
really need any, but we did check with all the people involved to make sure it
was cool with them before we shared it. So if you’d like to share your story
with us and other fans, do us a favor and do the same. Check with your friends,
especially if you’re gonna use their names, and make sure they’re ok with you
sending the story. We don’t wanna have to take stories down because of
complaints. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Now we don’t know when the next BSB event will be for this year,
so for now, to get the ball rolling, we’ll take any stories you have from past
BSB events. We’re hoping you’ll all help us out by sharing your experiences and
spreading the word. We want people to think of us when these kind of moments
happen. Sort of like a “Damn You Autocorrect” thing. Something funny happens on
the tour or the cruise or any other event we want people to think “this is a
Backstreet Noise Project moment”. <o:p></o:p></div>
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So do you have a funny BSB adventure? Send it to us at <a href="mailto:backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.com">backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.com</a> because what happens on tour (or cruise,
event, small stalking expedition, lol) doesn’t have to STAY on tour… ;) <o:p></o:p></div>
Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-27638363929457371112011-10-21T22:44:00.008-04:002011-10-30T19:46:13.550-04:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#3333ff;">HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!</span></strong></div><br /><br /><br /><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYIhyphenhyphenduKuKkwiO04mGtUaz_pr-2MoUcttrYjfMTlGQg6sLkuMs3Y8IHEQLaxQpey13F7DWXHaQLIaDjteDy4uJ0GRRp33_dXPhKmIFHKatmLnggPv3cen_gZCUT13_g5HyUOs0a4ue4-4M/s1600/Champagne_toast_glasses_800w_600h.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: pointer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5666137416940106642" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYIhyphenhyphenduKuKkwiO04mGtUaz_pr-2MoUcttrYjfMTlGQg6sLkuMs3Y8IHEQLaxQpey13F7DWXHaQLIaDjteDy4uJ0GRRp33_dXPhKmIFHKatmLnggPv3cen_gZCUT13_g5HyUOs0a4ue4-4M/s320/Champagne_toast_glasses_800w_600h.jpg" /></a>Well today is a special day, its our second anniversary! Its been a year of ups and downs, highs and lows, anyone would think AJ was our driver! </p><br /><p>But we're still heeeeeeeeeeeeeere!<br />Our feet stuck to the ground,<br />despite how silly we sound!</p><br /><p align="left">We still are DD, Momma J, Sam, Chels, Luz, Poppy, B and V! And thank YOU! Yep, YOU! Because if you were not here reading this craziness we would have to do something else that was crazy and we would all end up in the loony bin LOL You are indeed... bigger than us.We know we've been a lil quiet recently, feel free to blame Nick, we do. But we are working on something pretty damn good! Here's a lil teaser for you... keep checking the blog... this is gonna be epic.Much Love,V and the Noisy Girls xoxo </p><br /><br /><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- </p><br /><p>Backstreet Noise proudly presents:<br /><br /><br /></p><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#3333ff;">The Backstreet Scavenger hunt</span></strong></div><br /><br /><p>10AM Backstreet time Somewhere of the coast of Miami:<br />Howie pointed over into the corner of the room,<br />“Look I told you… what the hell is that all about?”<br />Brian and AJ slowly approached the tape recorder placed on Howie’s bed; someone had scrawled “PLAY ME!” on a piece of paper next to it.<br />“I guess we should play it” Shrugged AJ pressing the play button<br />“YO D! BRok! AJ! Your mission should you choose to expect it is A BACKSTREET SCAVENGER HUNT!”<br />It was Nick.<br />Howie looked at Brian“Expect it?”<br />Brian shrugged “resign/reside he’s always had issues”<br />Nick continued as the music from Mission impossible accompanied him in the back ground,<br />“You are going to need to find five things that re-SIDE on the ship and meet back here at eight o’clock TONIGHT! This is gonna be awesome! OK the five items you must collect are:Number one… A Wylee item”<br />Brian fist pumped “I have SO won this already”<br />“What?!” exclaimed Howie<br />“you are actually considering doing this?”<br />“Sssssssssshhhhh!” said AJ “we need to listen to Nick”<br />“Number two… A 42DDD bra”<br />“Woaaaah” groaned Brian “I like this game”<br />“Number three… you must take a picture with the craziest fan you can find”<br />AJ laughed “We need a Nick fan then”<br />“Number four… A tampon…. In like the packaging obviously”<br />Nick lost control and laughed for three minutes straight“Bwhahahahahhaahahah… oh sorry…. Bwhaaahahahaa…. tampon”<br />The boys looked at each other in confusion, Nick was now mumbling through tears of laughter<br />“Oh man… yeah… that’s funny! A tampon…. yeah”<br />Finally he snapped out of it<br />“OK finally! Number five! A fluffy bunny!”<br />“That’s a hard one” said Brian shaking his head<br />"Yeah man" AJ nodded in agreement<br />“WHAT!?” cried Howie in confusion “This is a cruise ship not a petting zoo Nick!”<br />“Use your imagination with that one hahahaha! Ok dawgs this tape will self destruct in 10… 9…. 8….”<br />“This cant be serious” sighed Howie rolling his eyes<br />“7… 6… 5…”<br />AJ started backing away “I really think we need to MOVE”<br />“4… 3…. 2…”<br />“Oh lord” Brian sighed<br />“OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!”<br />BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!<br />The tape recorder exploded on Howie's bed… leaving a big black scorch mark.<br />“MY BED!” yelled Howie<br />“GAME ON! GOTTA GOOOOOOO!” shrieked Brian leaping into the air and running out of the room. A shocked Howie looked at AJ for some kind of sane response; AJ was slowly backing out of the door<br />“Listen… Howie… sorry about your bed man but I’m gonna WIN this! Later dude”<br />Howie stood alone for a minute wondering how Nick had got explosives onto the boat and who had let him have them in the first place. He looked at his burnt bed and shook his head.<br />“Well…” He said to himself as he walked out of the door<br />“If you can’t beat them… join them right?”<br /><br /><br /><br />So who wins? Stay tuned to find out.... </p>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-49626739877753578612011-07-18T16:46:00.002-04:002011-07-18T19:11:46.557-04:00Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Water ...THE NOISY GIRLS ARE BACK IN OHIO!!!! <div><br /></div><div>That's right folks ... we're coming baaaaaaaaaaack!! We may be down a couple ( V & luz =( ) but we'll be up one ( Sam =) ) and we'll still be missing our Brazilian Tornado! But that won't stop us!! Now we've changed cities from Cleveland to Columbus ... so the boys won't be expecting us! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! They may have brought those New Kids as reinforcements ... but in this case ... 2 boys bands just means more places for us to hide!! ;) </div><div><br /></div><div>Yes, this trip is bound to be another epic affair ... so if you'll be there ... beware!! You all remember what happened last time don't you?? Here's a little bit of never before seen Cleveland footage ... in case you forgot ... </div><div><br /></div><div><iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/F12EHeXJn34" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div><div><br /></div><div><iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ohlqWaCE0E4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div><div><br /></div><div>You think you're ready ... but you're not!!<br /><div><br /></div></div>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-51077665990547926942011-06-21T20:02:00.002-04:002011-06-21T20:09:31.889-04:00When Noisy Girls and Friends Have Too Much Free Time ...Ever wonder what the Noisy Girls do when they're not writing hilarious pieces for all of you lovely people to read? Do you wanna know what make US laugh? <div><br /></div><div>Well, we've got a PERFECT example going on RIGHT now on The Dark Side! Check out this thread ... <a href="http://www.backstreet-boys.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=talk&action=display&thread=3349&page=1">http://www.backstreet-boys.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=talk&action=display&thread=3349&page=1</a> </div><div><br /></div><div>Some Noisy are in on the action as well as other fabulous TDS posters! Come laugh along with us!! </div>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-66962940757272334512011-06-12T18:26:00.001-04:002011-06-12T18:30:45.020-04:00A Noisy NKOTBSB Review<p class="MsoNormal">Before I begin, I would just like to fore warn any potential new readers of a couple of things. #1 I tease because I love. This is a humour site and it’s all meant to be very tongue and cheek., so try not to get too offended. #2 This is not gonna be your typical review with a play by play of everything that happened. Although there will be some spoilers so if you don’t wanna know, I’d stop reading now. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">It was a hot night on the 9<sup>th</sup> of June when I went to see NKOTBSB in Toronto. They’d been asking me since that fateful American Music Awards performance, “can’t you see, can’t you see, N-K-O-T-B-S-B?” It was then that I could finally say “Yes, I can see you, please stop harassing me!” It was the second of two shows in <st1:city><st1:place>Toronto</st1:place></st1:city>, not that it made any difference since all of the boys performed like the Energizer Bunny on crack. Even Howie seemed more excited then usual … HOWIE! He’s supposed to be the responsible one who just looks at the rest of them like “WHY must I share a stage with these idiots?”<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">We were seated in what I was jokingly calling “The Squirt Zone” (aka the tip of the penis). Turns out … not a joke. That’s right, the penis stage jizzes on you. Not even five minutes into the show and streams of white and silver were shooting out at us. Now I know everyone was very excited but DAMN!! I thought it would hold up longer then that. And I’m not really sure what the silver was about. I’m a little concerned that someone’s picked up some funky STD over the years and now things just aren’t quite right down there. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Now you’ll notice that I said that I WAS calling it The Squirt Zone, as in past tense. After having spent an entire show there I am now calling it “The Death Zone”. In other words, if you are sitting there, prepare to die! Now of course I don’t mean literally, obviously I’m still alive if I can type this out but, it gets CA-RAY-ZAY down there. First you’ll have to manage to survive the high levels of sexiness, and believe me, from that close, the sexiness is quite overwhelming. Then you’ll have to survive the fact that Backstreet Boys and at least one New Kid WILL pass RIGHT by you. I now know what it’s like to have Nick Carter walk two feet in front of you when you’re in an arena filled with 20,000 girls who want to bang him. NOT. CUTE. Even with Nick’s unreasonably high level of good lookingness. My advice, elbows up and start hitting bitches. It’s the only way they’ll learn. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">The camaraderie between the boys is very endearing … and sometimes a little creepy. Take the end of this particular show for example. First <st1:country-region><st1:place>Jordan</st1:place></st1:country-region> points out how handsome Nick is. Ok, kind of stating the obvious, I can live with that. Then Joey and Brian sing love songs to each other. I’m a little afraid but, I suppose they are just showing their appreciation for the music. Now there was a lot of screaming so I cannot be 100% sure about this next thing, but I’m fairly sure Howie said something about Danny “bringing the wood”. I can’t explain that one away, I’m disturbed. Then Danny refers to Howie as “The Latin Lover” and Howie proceeds to shake his ass apparently to the utter delight of all of the other boys who all proceed to then discuss Howie’s ass shaking. On the penis stage. And they’re calling themselves New Kids On The Backstreet Boys. Need I say more? Well apparently I do since the homoeroticism wasn’t over yet and Donnie kissed Nick. Now it was on the cheek but given everything else and the fact that they are not Italian relatives greeting each other, I’d say that’s not exactly normal heterosexual male behaviour. But hey, I don’t judge. Everyone is free to be you and me so, whatever floats your boat gentlemen. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">All in all I must say that I really did enjoy the show. The Boys were fantastic as usual and the New Kids gave me plenty of opportunities to go pee or sit down and relax, check my phone and chat to the people. Although some of the sounds that come out of those guys, YIKES! I’m fairly sure at one point there was a note sung so high, only dogs could hear it. Someone should really ask if they have to be kicked in the nuts before they sing like that. Although I’ve yet to hear Nick being asked if he’s ever licked a battery so, I won’t hold out hope. Anyhoo, I had a TON of fun, if you get the chance you really should get out and see it for yourself. But if for some reason you can’t, then I hope this noisy review gave you a little more insight into what Boy-Band-Palooza 2011 was really like. TTFN my friends! <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Dianne </p>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-69234720374501407882011-05-24T19:58:00.001-04:002011-05-24T19:58:52.086-04:00And So It Begins ...<p class="MsoNormal">… the start of a new tour. Our heroes the Backstreet Boys and their dads … errrr … boy band comrades New Kids On The Block are about to embark on a tour of epic proportions. But with great tour, comes great responsibility. The pressure is on for all of these not so young lads to be the best they can be. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">And all the fans across the lands … and by lands of course I mean generations as the mega man band only plans to tour North America and I’m pretty sure some of the New Kids fans are grandmothers … but I digress … all those fans are excitedly waiting and hoping. Hoping that Nick will finally see them across the stadium and they’ll fall in love and run away together … hoping that they won’t trip over their heels causing total embarrassment … hoping they won’t have to punch one of those Blockhead grandmothers square in the nose. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Yes, the anticipation of a new tour can be the cause of great stress. But in case you forgot what it’s all really about, the Noisy Girls present to you … Memories … </p><p class="MsoNormal"><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0qFFUXnolds" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">That’s right folks … it’s about FUN. So no matter if you’re on the Penis Stage or just watching in awe from below … have as much fun as possible and just enjoy the moment! </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">HAPPY TOURING! </p>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-47625591285735941982011-05-01T21:04:00.002-04:002011-05-01T21:41:04.839-04:00The many faces of Brian Littrell 1-5<div align="left">Once apon a time there was a Backstreet boy called Brian. Brian amused us all with his bizarre behaviour and silly faces... thats why we love him! But... have you ever wondered what exactly might be going on in Brian's head in some pictures? We have, so we thought we'd see if we could figure it out, in our own unique noisy way obviously! Ladies and gents BN presents... </div><br /><div align="left"></div><br /><div align="center"><strong>"The many faces of Brian Littrell"</strong></div><br /><div align="center"><br /><br />Brian gets bored during some photos:</div><br /><div align="center"><br /></div><br /><div align="center"><br /></div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 389px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 449px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://oi55.tinypic.com/34gpq3s.jpg" /> <br /><p align="center"><br />Brian is NOT receeding... mmkay?<br /></p><br /><p><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 331px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 424px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://oi55.tinypic.com/wvpn41.jpg" /></p><br /><p align="center">Dear Brian, be careful what you do on stage buddy. Love The Noisy Girls xoxo</p><br /><p><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 788px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://oi53.tinypic.com/33c2fk8.jpg" /></p><br /><p align="center">Hat... CHECK! Scarf... CHECK! Cheesy Grin... CHECK! It can only be Brok!<br /></p><br /><p><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 500px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 375px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://oi53.tinypic.com/333xt2a.jpg" /></p><br /><p align="center">And finally... a lil old school </p><br /><p><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 208px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 288px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://oi54.tinypic.com/2dmbh2q.jpg" /></p><br /><p><br /></p><br /><div align="center"></div>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-6169634343018540732011-04-25T14:12:00.002-04:002011-04-25T14:21:27.182-04:00Backstreet Bunnies - Part 4Candidate #3 (aka AJ) is certainly ... interesting. He seems like a nice enough guy though. Well ladies and gents ... we're down to our final Candidate ... <div><br /></div><div>Candidate #4 </div><div><br /></div><div><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Name:</span></strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> </span></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">Nick Carter</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">DOB:</span></strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> </span></span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> </span><st1:date year="1980" day="28" month="1"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">January 28, 19</span></st1:date><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(42, 42, 42); font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; font-size: 14px; ">80</span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Sex:</span></strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> </span></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">MALE</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Height:</span></strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> </span></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">6ft1</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Experience:</span></strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> </span></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">Hot guy in The Backstreet Boys/Actor/Director/All round sex magnet</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Why do you think you would make a good Easter bunny and why do you want this role? </span></strong><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">I wouldn’t make a good Easter Bunny, I would make an AWESOME Easter Bunny! I want to do it because I would be so much better at it than Howie, he’s a one trick pony, all he does is wink.</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">What does Easter mean to you?</span></strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> </span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">Chocolate Eggs and CANDY! The bible and stuff too... Brian reads me the stories at night sometimes, they put me to sleep real quick.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">How many carrots do you eat in a week? </span></strong><span style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">Too many, I get really bad gas on this macrobiotic diet.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Are you physically able to hop for long periods of time? </span></strong><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">Yeah totally! I can dance for hours too! I can also stick my hand down my pants while singing "She's A Dream"</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Would you hyperventilate when put in a confining costume? </span></strong><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">Possibly, depends if I have bad gas.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Do you own your own Easter basket, or you need one provided? </span></strong><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">What’s an Easter basket?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Would you be prepared to sign a disclaimer absolving us of responsibility if you are violently assaulted by young children? </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10.5pt;font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">Sure, Baylee does it to me all the time, I'm sure Leighanne tells him to do it.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Have you any prior experience as an animal? </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10.5pt;font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">No but I have a dog... I pretend to bark at him sometimes, I do it real good! Also, someone tried making me an escape-goat once. OH And I have a pussy, I showed everyone on webchat once! I have this covered.</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Do you have a criminal record? </span></strong><span style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">I er... well... I may have accidentally driven a car after a few drinks. I did get arrested for loitering, but the rumor about me exposing myself in public at the time was totally false.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">How many eggs can you paint in an hour? </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10.5pt;font-family:"Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">One Thousand</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Please provide a reference: </span></strong><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family: "Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">Brian Littrell: My BFF. (I will give you his number)</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><strong><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Any further information: </span></strong><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family: "Kristen ITC";color:#2A2A2A">Do you think too much chocolate would kill you? I will make the Bunny costume look sexy, I hope that’s not a problem. Oh and can I eat the Eggs from the Easter Egg hunt that the kids don't find? I also don't work unless refreshments are put out, I want salad and wheatgrass. I’m also going to need a vent hole in the ass of the costume because of lunch.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; "><br /></span></span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Well there you have it, all 4 Easter Bunny Candidates! Who would YOU choose? Be sure to leave us a comment with your choice. Or you can hit us up on Twitter or TDS (links are at the top of the page). Thanks for reading!! </span></p></div>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-62273658060706317892011-04-24T13:45:00.002-04:002011-04-24T14:04:45.892-04:00Backstreet Bunnies - Part 3Well, Candidate #2 (aka Howie D) seems pretty professional and responsible. Although he seems to have a stalker in this "Nick Carter" character. Let's see what Candidate #3 has to offer ... <div><br /></div><div>And be sure to check back tomorrow to see our FINAL Easter Bunny Candidate. </div><div><br /></div><div>Candidate #3 </div><div><br /></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Name:</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> </span><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A">Alexander James McLean AKA: AJ, Jizzle, Johnny No Name, Skulleez, Monkee...<br /></span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><br /><br /><br /><b>DOB:</b> </span><st1:date year="1978" day="9" month="1"><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A">January 9, 1978</span></st1:date><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>Sex:</b> </span><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A">Yes … and a </span><st1:place><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A">LOT</span></st1:place><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A"> of it with my Monkee!</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>Height:</b> </span><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A">Ummm … around 5'8 I think ...</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>Experience:</b> </span><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A">I am an entertainer, have been for years, so I think that counts as experience. What could possibly be different entertaining a bunch of kiddies in an oversized bunny costume? I CAN floor hump in it, right? </span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> </span></span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>Why do you think you would make a good Easter bunny and why do you want this role?</b> </span><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A">Well, despite my tough, outer appearance, I LOVE kids. I’m really good with my friend’s son Baylee … the kid LOVES me!</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>What does Easter mean to you?</b> </span><span style="font-family: Andy;color:#2A2A2A">I know the whole hoopla surrounding it, but I look forward to time with my family and my Monkee!!</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>How many carrots do you eat in a week?</b> </span><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A">Probably not very many ... besides, Nick steals all the veggies cuz of that damn macrobiotic diet he sticks to. I swear the man has shit himself a few times … WOW! And don’t touch his poo ... it gives you pinkeye!!</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>Are you physically able to hop for long periods of time?</b> </span><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A">Ask me that 10 years ago and I coulda hopped for hours. I just had knee surgery not to long ago, so no … not for very long now.<br /></span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><br /><br /><br /><b>Would you hyperventilate when put in a confining costume?</b> </span><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A">Nah, I can just think of it as a fetish my Monkee has. Plus, I was a bunny last Halloween.</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>Do you own your own Easter basket, or you need one provided?</b> </span><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A">No, but I heard that my fellow bandmate’s wife sells them in her Easter collection ... I can get one from there.</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>Would you be prepared to sign a disclaimer absolving us of responsibility if you are violently assaulted by young children?</b> </span><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A">Are you kidding? I’m a BACKSTREET BOY! I’ve been violated by kids, had my hair ripped out (yes!! I HAD hair at one time!), my clothes ripped off. So no, no disclaimer needed.</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>Have you any prior experience as an animal?</b> </span><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A">I’m kinky...but not THAT kinky!</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>Do you have a criminal record?</b> </span><span style="font-family:Andy; color:#2A2A2A">Nope ...I’m clean.</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>How many eggs can you paint in an hour?</b> </span><span style="font-family:Andy;color:#2A2A2A">A lot ... I will just pretend they are my fingernails!<br /></span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><br /><br /><br /><b>Please provide a reference:</b> </span><span style="font-family:Andy; color:#2A2A2A">My Monkee, my mom and her hubby, my bandmates and I have a ton of fans that will vouch for me!</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>Any further information:</b> </span><span style="font-family:Andy; color:#2A2A2A">I may tear the sleeves off the bunny costume ... I always feel the need to be different, so I will buy the costume up front. Hey, I can have my Monkee paint my bald head like an Easter egg? And do my nails in pastels?</span><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p></div>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-59827677826846416272011-04-23T12:25:00.002-04:002011-04-23T12:32:51.519-04:00Backstreet Bunnies - Part 2So Candidate #1 (aka Mr. Littrell) was pretty good huh? He'd make a pretty good Easter Bunny, he's hyper enough to be jumping all over the place, and he's pretty cute! A little attached to the wife though. Let's see what Candidate #2 has to offer ... <div><br /></div><div>And don't forget to check back tomorrow and Monday to see Candidates #3 and #4. </div><div><br /></div><div>Candidate #2 </div><div><br /></div><div><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Name:</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <i>Howard (Howie) Dwaine Dorough</i> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">DOB:</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> </span><st1:date year="1973" day="22" month="8"><i><span style="color:#2A2A2A">August 22, 1973</span></i></st1:date><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Sex:</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <i>Male</i> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Height:</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <i>Tall enough, but not too tall, I’d say just right! ;)</i> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Experience:</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <i>I’ve been in the entertainment business for over 18 years now. Most recognizably I am a member of the international sensation known as Backstreet Boys. I’m also involved in talent management and I am in the process of recording my own solo record. I also work in real-estate and own several hotels.</i> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Why do you think you would make a good Easter bunny and why do you want this role?</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <i>I think I would make a good Easter Bunny because I’m charming, friendly, and adorable. I’m an excellent entertainer and I love children. I want this role because I think it would be a fun experience, an interesting thing to put on my resume, and an opportunity to have some fun with my family. Plus you can never have too much money right? ;) </i></span><i><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">What does Easter mean to you?</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <i>Easter means time with family and friends, eating good food and enjoying the new beginnings of spring.</i> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">How many carrots do you eat in a week?</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <i>Not that many. I’m more of a meat and potatoes guy if you know what I mean ;) </i></span><i><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Are you physically able to hop for long periods of time?</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <i>Hop? No, not for very long, my knees aren’t what they used to be. But my hips are in great condition so I can salsa for hours! ;) </i></span><i><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Would you hyperventilate when put in a confining costume?</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <i>No. Well, not unless you let that tall, blonde, pain in my ass mess with it. </i></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Do you own your own Easter basket, or you need one provided?</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span><i>I don’t waste money on frivolous items like Easter baskets. </i></span><i><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Would you be prepared to sign a disclaimer absolving us of responsibility if you are violently assaulted by young children?</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <i>If it’s by a young child, then yes. I have a young son and so I know what children can be like. If it’s by Nick Carter, then no, I WILL sue!</i> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Have you any prior experience as an animal?</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span><i>None to my recollection.</i> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Do you have a criminal record?</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <i>Of course not</i>. </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">How many eggs can you paint in an hour? </span></b><i><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Paint well or just paint? Cuz I can just paint like 50 in an hour. Paint well, significantly less.</span></i><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Please provide a reference:</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <i>My manager, or basically anyone who has worked with me or with Backstreet Boys. They’ll all tell you I’m awesome.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Just please don’t phone Nick Carter! Please, for the love of all things holy, that guy is SO annoying!</i> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxmsonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom: 16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; color:#2A2A2A"> </span><b><span style="color:#2A2A2A">Any further information:</span></b><span style="color:#2A2A2A"> <i>If I get this job please ban Nick Carter from coming within a 10 mile radius of me. Thank you! </i></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#2A2A2A"><o:p></o:p></span></p></div>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-52010430454447339702011-04-22T14:12:00.004-04:002011-04-22T14:38:50.394-04:00Backstreet BunniesIt's Easter!! Spring has sprung, love is in the air, everyone is hopped up on chocolate, and it's only another month 'till the NKOTBSB tour!! Good times all around! Well, good times for everyone except the Easter Bunny. You see ... he had a little incident with a carrot and ... well ... suffice to say he won't be able to perform his regular Easterly duties. Lucky for him we have 4 excellent candidates ready to fill in for him! Check back every day for the next 4 days to see all of the applications and then decide ... Which Backstreet Boy would make the best Easter Bunny? <div><br /></div><div>Candidate #1 </div><div><br /></div><div><p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b><br /></b></p><p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>Name:</b> <span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">Brian Thomas Littrell</span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>DOB:</b> <st1:date year="1975" day="20" month="2"><span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">February 20th, 1975</span></st1:date><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>Sex:</b> <span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">Sometimes, only when my wife lets me though</span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>Height: </b><span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">I'm as tall as I feel...okay fine, I'm short but if I get on Nick's back I'm a lot taller!</span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>Experience: </b><span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">Entertainer, Singer/Performer, Christian, Husband/Father, Dog Owner</span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>Why do you think you would make a good Easter bunny and why do you want this role? </b><span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">Well my wife thinks I would look cute as a bunny, and my son would enjoy it too, plus if I do say so myself I look pretty darn good in pink!</span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>What does Easter mean to you? </b><span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">Jesus lives! Put your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>How many carrots do you eat in a week? </b><span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">I usually only eat them when my wife tells me to<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>Are you physically able to hop for long periods of time? </b><span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">Well I usually hop on Nick's back for a piggy back ride, I have lots of energy in me, speaking of which is it time for my Ritalin yet?<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>Would you hyperventilate when put in a confining costume? </b><span style="font-family: "Bradley Hand ITC"">I don't think so? Leighanne! Would I hyperventilate when in a confining costume? No? My wife says no, so no it is<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>Do you own your own Easter basket, or you need one provided? </b><span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">Oh I have plenty of Easter baskets, actually that's part of my wife's new line of purses, Wylee, the Easter collection<b><o:p></o:p></b></span></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>Would you be prepared to sign a disclaimer absolving us of responsibility if you are violently assaulted by young children?</b> <span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">I don't know, once again, must consult the wife...</span><b><o:p></o:p></b></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>Have you any prior experience as an animal? </b><span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">Well between you and me, I have been neutered...does that count? And according to the other guys I'm whipped...that's an animal thing right?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>Do you have a criminal record? </b><span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">Yes, I'm guilty of being whipped by my wife<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>How many eggs can you paint in an hour? </b><span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">Do I put my wife's face on them?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>Please provide a reference: </b><span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">My wife<b>, </b>Leighanne Wallace,<b> </b>or my bff Nick Carter. But please just call my wife to hear her talk about me! </span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="ecxyiv988187632msonormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:16.2pt;margin-left:0cm;line-height:12.75pt"><b>Any further information: </b><span style="font-family:"Bradley Hand ITC"">I get too hyper sometimes; you may need to give me a shot to calm me down<o:p></o:p></span></p></div>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-49273348375615074832011-04-15T23:26:00.001-04:002011-04-15T23:30:19.330-04:00My Evil Twin by Jen AKA Momma J<div>I know it's a dream for thousands...and it happened to me. It happened early one chilly morning, August 14, 2007, to be precise. </div><div><br /></div><div>One Nickolas Gene Carter was at a radio station with Howie, doing an Unbreakable interview. </div><div><br /></div><div>Now mind you, not very many things in this life can turn me instantly into a 12 year old pre-puberty teenie like just the sight of Nick can do. But yes, there I was, all alone, and seen him walking down the stairs. </div><div><br /></div><div>At this point I became aware of the little voice ringing in my head. There he is!! it said to me. I think I even answered, aloud, with I know!!. If anyone gave me weird look, I wouldn't have had a clue...after all, Nick Freakin' CARTER was like 20 feet away from me at this point..does anything around you but him really exist when this happens? No? I didn't think so. </div><div><br /></div><div>But anyways, he comes out of the building and every girl there, about 20-25 of us, rush the poor man. </div><div><br /></div><div>Poor Howie gets NO love...I still love you tho Howie!! </div><div><br /></div><div>Ok..off track again, but anyways, I calmly wait my turn and its finally arrived. I ask him to sign my comic book..he does...I stood there just gawkin' at the beauty of the man when I finally found my voice again I had asked for a hug. </div><div><br /></div><div>The answer was like music to my ears..."Sure sweetie," he says to me. </div><div>Fine Nick, KILL me before I get the damn hug from you..I think to myself. It was then the other voice inside my head really awakened...</div><div><br /></div><div> Evil Jen: OOOOOO will ya just LOOK at that hottie!!</div><div>Good Jen: Yes, he's very handsome indeed!</div><div>Evil Jen: See what I did for you? I got you to ask for a hug! And here it comes!</div><div>Good Jen: I knowwww! Omg! What do I do? What do I doooo??</div><div>Evil Jen: Reach back and pinch his ass!!</div><div>Good Jen: No!! I could NEVER do that!</div><div>Evil Jen: You are SUCH a goodie goodie two shoes! </div><div>Good Jen: Shut UP you! OMG! Hes hugging me!!!!</div><div>Evil Jen: NOW!! NOW!! Pinch the ass! Pinch the ass!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>*pause cuz both Jens are in pure, blissful heaven right now.....</div><div>*</div><div><br /></div><div>*</div><div><br /></div><div>*</div><div><br /></div><div>*</div><div>Ok..</div><div>Good Jen: Ok..time to let go of the tall, cute blond guy now....</div><div>Evil Jen: NOOOOOO!!! Can't we take him home!?! </div><div>Good Jen: I wish we could, but no, he has to go on and make beautiful music with the rest of the boys for us to enjoy.</div><div>Evil Jen: NOOOOOO!!! Hes miiiiiiiiiine!! Let's just drag him back to the car and take him home..no one will notice!!</div><div>Good Jen: Ok..doooooooown girl..step away from the Backstreet boy. </div><div>Evil Jen: Coward! The man had his loooong, lanky, warm, hard, sweet bod pressed up against you and all you do is STAND there?! WTF!!?!?!</div><div>Good Jen: *sigh*</div><div><br /></div><div>So, with that, my advice to all you that ever have the very fortunate experience of getting a hug from your favorite BSB, watch out!!! That evil twin is lurkin' about in your head somewhere and she will try to get you in trouble, or hell, even arrested! So beware! Don't listen! Resist! Resist! Resist the urge to listen to her, cuz by damned, you will want to! <br /></div>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-30948917499881473972011-02-22T21:27:00.004-05:002011-02-23T13:56:33.965-05:00Brian's Birthday DiaryYou didn't think we'd forgotten Brian's Birthday did you?!? OF COURSE NOT!! We just thought we'd try something new and do a little after the fact/recap of how we imagine B-Rok's B-Day went down in Brazil (wow, that's a lot of B's). Here is the Noisy version of Brian's Birthday Diary ... <div><br /></div><div><p class="MsoNormal">Dear Diary, </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>So I had to spend my birthday in <st1:country-region><st1:place>Brazil</st1:place></st1:country-region> this year. I thought it wouldn’t be too bad, nice weather, wifey, son and I would just have a nice quiet evening in our lovely hotel room. With the Lord watching down on us how could anything go wrong?</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>Now it started out ok, wifey and son brought me out a cake on stage. Wifey looked super sexy in her denim overalls, she knows how I like that farmer look. The rest of the boys led the crowd in a rendition of Happy Birthday which was nice. And my son gave me a big hug at the end. We like to be crazy adorable and mushy like that. The cake was of course delicious, although we didn’t eat it ‘till after the show. We like to wait to do that kinda stuff so that fans think they’ll be able to see us coming out. Then we just sit backstage laughing and definitely NOT sharing our cake with them. And when we’re done we just fall asleep and get driven out of there. But this time, since it was my birthday, we decided to stay awake. BIG MISTAKE!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span>When we got back to the hotel it took us forever to get through the crowd of screaming fans. I didn’t even notice one had attached herself to my leg ‘till she almost got caught in the elevator. Oh the Brazilians. I managed to kick her off but we got stuck on the elevator with Howie who INSISTED on coming back to our room so James could wish me Happy Birthday. There’s an hour of my life I’ll never get back. The kid is ONE!! When they actually got him to “talk” I don’t even think he was saying actual words! Just making random baby noises!! Anyways, we finally got Howie to leave and wifey was just getting the party hats out when we heard banging on the window. Some crazy people had SCALED the building and we’re trying to look in at my party! It took 20 minutes to get security and another 40 to get these lunatics safely off the building. At that point it was getting late and son was getting tired, but we decided we had enough time for a round of pin the tail on the donkey. We were just getting started when Nick came barging in claiming he was bored. We couldn’t get him to leave so we just decided to let him play. That was my second big mistake of the night! After the THIRD time Nick tried to pin the tail on MY behind and then laugh hysterically, I threw his ass out. At that point son was asleep so wifey and I put his ear plugs in, turned the lights off, and decided to get down to business. It WAS my birthday after all! I had just gotten my swim cap on when we heard a noise. At first I thought it was nothing but then we heard it again. Then wifey screamed!! I looked over and saw AJ popping out from under the bed!! He claimed he just wanted to listen but I was outraged and started yelling at him. But then he just started crying about how he was lonely and missed his monkee. We spent the rest of the night consoling AJ who finally fell asleep at <st1:time hour="4" minute="0">4am</st1:time> in the fetal position between wifey and I. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">WORST. BIRTHDAY. EVER!!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">God Bless, </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Brian</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">BUT WAIT!!! It's not over yet!! We couldn't just leave you wondering why AJ was under the bed could we?? Here's AJ's Noisy Diary from Brian's Birthday ... </p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: 19px; font-family: Consolas; font-size: 11pt; "><span style="line-height: normal; ">Dear Dizzle Diary,</span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-family: Consolas; font-size: 11pt; "><span style="line-height: normal; "> </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span></span><span style="color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">In Brazil baby! Woah the people here are C.R.A.Z.Y and err.... colorful, but its ok I like transvestites... and gay people... and lesbians ... <s style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 11pt; "><span class="Apple-style-span">mhhhhh lesbians...... I really like lesbians. Sex with lesbians.... now that would be.... hmmm...</span></s></span><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; ">*crosses out*</span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; ">Sorry sorry, </span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; "> </span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; ">Got a little side tracked there. Its Rochelle’s fault... she’s not here. I’m horny... and I have no outlet.</span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; ">Anyway, moving on ITS BRIANS BIRTHDAY!!! wooohooo! And it’s been a great day! <s style="line-height: 17px; ">*starts singing birthday sex* Birthday… sex.... *grinds* oh yeah.... hmm birthday sex with lesbians... hmmmm</s></span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; "> </span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; ">*Crosses it out* WHAT, sorry. I’m doing it again. *slaps self*</span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; "> </span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; ">Well we had a great show for Broks birthday... Faceonshirt bought a cake out for him with Baylee and we all sang to him, he looked so happy. It was great. Faceonshirt had these tight demins on... and a pair of hooker boots<s style="line-height: 17px; ">... ahhh man... Birthday sex... with lesbians... dressed in tight demin and hooker boots *sighs* hmmmmmm</s></span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; "> </span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; ">*crosses it out* Sorry... my bad</span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; "> </span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; ">I dunno what happened but after the show I somehow ended up underneath Brains bed... I don’t know how it happened, last thing I remembered was going in there to find a pair of Leighannes underwear to wear to <s style="line-height: 17px; ">jack off into.</s>... err..... Wear to..... Err........ Wear...... to... *flusters* BED! err.. Wear to BED! And I ended up under the bed. Howie finally left after what seemed like an eternity but then Nick came in… it was really hard not to scream when he stepped on my hand chasing Brian’s ass with a pin. Did you know Brian wears a swim cap to bed? I wish I had thought of that when I started to lose my hair. Anyway the swim cap thing got me all hot and bothered... <s style="line-height: 17px; ">Hmmm birthday sex… with Lesbians… dressed in tight denim and hooker boots… with swim caps on… ohhhh man….</s></span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; ">*crosses out*</span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; ">I sneezed… Leighanne screamed</span></span><br /><s style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; "><span style="line-height: normal; ">I was fucking disappointed after laying there for hours I was soooo close to hearing some hot sexy action</span></span></s><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; ">*crosses out*</span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; ">I couldn’t explain why I was there, so burst into tears… I miss my monkee, It was so good to let it all out. When I woke up this morning I was in bed in between Leighanne and Brian, I thought that would be ok, until I saw the <s style="line-height: 17px; ">huuuuuge morning erection that I had</s> … err…. problem with this situation and thought I had better get the hell out of there before <s style="line-height: 17px; ">Leighanne killed me</s>err… <span style="line-height: 17px; "> </span>things got embarrassing. </span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; "> </span></span><br /><span style="line-height: 19px; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span style="line-height: normal; ">Anyway I got a busy day, its hot out here in Brazil! </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(42, 42, 42); font-size: 15px; "><s style="line-height: 17px; ">Hot…. Hot like lesbians…. hhhmmmm</s></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 17px;"><s><br /></s></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span class="Apple-style-span" >AJizzle</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Thought we were done? NOT YET!! We've gotta give you Nick's thoughts on the evening! </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(42, 42, 42); font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; "><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0" style="line-height: 17px; "><tbody style="line-height: 17px; "><tr style="line-height: 17px; "><td valign="top" style="font: inherit; "><span class="ecxyshortcuts" id="ecxlw_1298431015_0" style="line-height: 17px; cursor: pointer; background-image: none; background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: 0% 0%; background-repeat: repeat repeat; "><br />Dear Diary</span>,<br />(er Journal...I'm a guy, guys don't have diaries!)<br /><br />Its Bri's birthday!!! Yay! I had this awesome plan worked out for after the show, we were going to hit up the best spot in town! That's right, the best place to spend your birthday ... McDonald's!! <span class="ecxyshortcuts" id="ecxlw_1298431015_1" style="line-height: 17px; ">Brazil</span> has McDonald's did you know that? I didn't. Actually I didn't even know where Brazil was before 2000.<br /><br />I even went online to check if the tubes in the play center could hold all of our weight. All that awesome work for nothing! Faceonshirt decided to have a "<span class="ecxyshortcuts" id="ecxlw_1298431015_2" style="line-height: 17px; cursor: pointer; background-image: none; background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: 0% 0%; background-repeat: repeat repeat; ">family party</span>". Ugh, you know she even came on stage with a cake for Bri, wearing overalls? Overalls!! I used to wear those things back in the 90's! I'm no fashion maven but I do know that overalls are out of style. So unfair... I wanted a cheeseburger! *pouts* So anyways I decided to crash their little family party after I couldn't find AJ. It was weird he just up and disappeared. <br /><br />I got there just as soon as Howie was leaving. He was on the phone with James and he didn't let me go into the room until James said bye bye. The kid doesn't know how to talk so it took forever, I eventually just walked away. So, I busted into the room and Baylee wanted me to play "pin the tail on the donkey". Damn blindfold! I remember stepping on something and hearing a crunch and then a slight grumble. That was odd. <br /><br />Then Brian kept screaming at me because I kept trying to pin the tail on him. Geeze dude, lighten up! It doesn't hurt that bad! Anyways Brian got mad and kicked me out because he and faceonshirt wanted to be alone. You know at first when he mentioned a swim cap I thought he meant ... well you know. Anyways now I'm bored, I wonder what AJ's doing ...<br /><br /><br />Nick</td></tr></tbody></table></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" > </span></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(42, 42, 42); font-size: -webkit-xxx-large; "><br /></span></span></p></div>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-20036497927533122752011-02-12T22:18:00.001-05:002011-02-12T22:24:11.746-05:00BNP celebrates The DarkSide's 1st AnniversaryIt was a lonely Wednesday at 2:45am, BSB was on another leg of their never ending tour, and Nick couldn't sleep. So naturally, he decided to check out LD for some crazy fan entertainment. Unfortunately for Nick ... LD was nowhere to be found...<br /><br /><br />Nick: Damn! What you mean there's no more LD? How else am I supposed to find out what all the latest rumors about us are?? Oh wait ... it's redirecting me to some place called "AfterLD" *clicks* ... Well this sucks! This place is deader than Howie's Fan Conventions!! Where did everyone GO??<br /><br /> Several minutes of investigating later<br /><br /> Nick: Ooooh! This looks promising ... The Darkside *clicks* ... Oh wow ... JACKPOT!! ... I've gotta tell the other guys about this!<br /><br />Brian: What you looking at Nicky?<br /><br />Nick: *minimises* DON'T sneak up on me like that!<br /><br />Brian: You looking at porn?<br /><br />Nick: No<br /><br />Brian: AJ!!!! HOWIE!!! Come here, Nick's looking at porn!<br /><br />*AJ comes running* *Howie wanders over*<br /><br />AJ: PORN? *cheesy grin*<br /><br />Nick: It’s NOT porn, look *maximises* Its "The Darkside" it’s the new LD!<br /><br />Howie: Oh no, no no no. WHY are you reading that? LD was... well...<br /><br />AJ: Full of psychos?<br /><br />Nick: Yeah but this place seems ok, look there’s even a thread about you Howie "The Pest twittered.... world survived"<br /><br />*Boys roar with laughter, except Howie*<br /><br />Howie: PEST? PEST? Why are they making me sound like a cockroach? Oh look they have a thread about MY album!!!! *beams with pride*<br /><br />Brian: Aww that’s so sweet, they are obviously really nice people to bother with a thread for that *grins*<br /><br />Howie: *glares at Brian*<br /><br />Nick: HA! Look at me go! MY album thread is already on #5! Go me!! *does cabbagepatch dance*<br /><br />Brian: *smacks Nick in the back of the head* Keep scrolling. See what we can find on here.<br /><br />Nick: *scrolls and clicks through pages* OOOOH look at THIS thread! "If all men would look like<br />Nick Carter" *clicks*<br /><br />Howie: Obviously yet ANOTHER message board swarming with Nick fans *rolls eyes* It's amazing he can get his head thru the damn door...<br /><br />AJ: *singsongs* Sooooooomeone is jeaaaaaaloussssssssss.<br /><br />Howie: *takes a swing at AJ, completely misses and smacks Nick*<br /><br />Nick: OUCH!! Dammit!!<br /><br />Howie: At least it wasn't a complete miss. Just get outta there and keep looking.<br /><br />AJ: Wait! Scroll back up. Backstreet Noise Project. WHY does that sound so familiar?<br />*clicks on thread*<br /><br />Nick: Oh THESE chicks, I remember them<br /><br />Howie: You do?<br /><br />Nick: Yeah? Don’t you remember they were at one of our shows and some of them were on the cruise, see? *points to BNP logo*<br /><br />Brian: Oh yeah I remember now<br /><br />Nick: They seemed pretty harmless<br /><br />AJ: I remember her, I remember her, I don't think we met her...<br /><br />Brian: How do you possibly remember them? You don't even know what they look like<br /><br />*boys read*<br /><br />Nick: TeeHee Family Guy...<br /><br />Brian: Loud moaning?<br /><br />AJ: What's a BOB?<br /><br />Howie: You think it stands for something?<br /><br />Brian: The Beatles? This is a weird thread<br /><br />AJ: Dildos?! WTF?!<br /><br />Nick: Why am I in handcuffs? And why do they have me cleaning their office naked?<br /><br />Howie: Why am I locked in a bathroom?<br /><br />AJ: What the hell is a Tumby?<br /><br />Brian: Who IS "Faceonshirt"?<br /><br />*Howie, Nick and AJ look at him*<br /><br />Brian: What?<br /><br />AJ: Nothing<br /><br />Nick: PFFFFT!!...synchronized swimmers<br /><br />*Howie and AJ snicker*<br /><br />Brian: What? What’s an anniversary party without synchronized swimmers?<br /><br />Nick: Moving on...<br /><br />Brian: Wow! There's thread's for everybody ... Nick, Howie, Nick, Me, Nick, AJ, Nick, Nick ... Hey even Kevin!!<br /><br />AJ: Click on myyyyy thread<br /><br />Nick: Ok ... *clicks*<br /><br />Howie: Oh my GOD ... WHAT THE??<br /><br />Brian: AAAAAHHH!! MY EYES!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!! *covers eyes*<br /><br />Nick: Dude, what is WRONG with your fans?<br /><br />AJ: Hehehehehehe! I love these RASO girls ... and HEY Look who's talking Carter! Your thread is basically crazies anonymous!<br /><br />Nick: No, it's not!! I'll be the first to admit that for some reason, I do tend to attract A LOT of crazies ... but most of these girls seem normal ... sort of.<br /><br />Howie: Ya, except for their vision problems...<br /><br />Nick: Their WHAT???<br /><br />Howie: Nothing, nothing ... let's see what else they have on this "Darkside"<br /><br />Brian: Damn, this site has EVERYTHING, all the latest news, appearances, media, photos ... how do they FIND all this stuff?<br /><br />AJ: I know, its trippy how they seem to know EVERYTHING ... like ... I didn't even know we were doing that!<br /><br />Howie: I told you last week!! Don't you check your e-mail??<br /><br />AJ: Which e-mail??<br /><br />Howie: I dunno ... whichever one you gave me!<br /><br />AJ: Oh ya ... THAT one ... I ALWAYS check that one ... *whistles*<br /><br />Nick: Hang on ... what is THIS??<br /><br />Brian: I still want to know who they mean by '“Faceonshirt”'<br /><br />AJ: Are you kidding me?<br /><br />Brian: What? You know I don't know what to feel about what these people say about us...so dirty<br /><br />AJ: I like dirty<br /><br />Nick: Me too<br /><br />Brian: Well not me...<br /><br />Howie, AJ and Nick: 'you're happily married'<br /><br />Nick: We know, we know<br /><br />AJ: You should have it trademarked already<br /><br />Brian: Click on the unpopular opinion thread Nick<br /><br />*clicks*<br /><br />*they all read*<br /><br />*silence*<br /><br />Nick: Oh<br /><br />Howie: Well...<br /><br />AJ: Hmmm<br /><br />Brian: What? I agree with a lot of that to be honest<br /><br />Nick: Oh god here we go<br /><br />Brian: Well this is true I mean....<br /><br />AJ: Step awaaaaaaaay from the soap box, seriously Brian don’t start<br /><br />Brian: But.... but....<br /><br />Nick: Brian it will just make you mad, like twitter<br /><br />Brian: Well we can’t all be on there chirping about the Bucs. Some of us tweet to make a stand!<br /><br />AJ: Ok..... Why don’t we visit the fanfic thread?<br /><br />ALL: NO<br /><br />AJ: Awww<br /><br />Howie: Just because you have your own personal porn stories starring you AJ doesn’t mean we all want to read it<br /><br />Nick: At least he has some... *pokes Howie*<br /><br />Howie: That’s low Nick... looooow.<br /><br />Brian: I could do without reading about how I’m cheating on my wife.... again<br /><br />AJ: What you prefer reading about your sexual experiments with Nick from before you were with "faceonshirt"? *chuckles*<br /><br />Brian: That’s NOT funny! And stop calling wife that or I will have to block you on twitter with all the other nutters!<br /><br />AJ: *holds hands up* Ok...yesh, touchy much.<br /><br />Nick: This one looks interesting..."Things BSB will never say" *clicks*<br /><br />All: *busts out laughing*<br /><br />Nick: These chicks are crazy funny!! This shit is hysterical!!<br /><br />AJ: Fo sho! I would NEVER give up my porn!!!!!!<br /><br />Brian: *touches top of head* The monk comment kinda stings.<br /><br />AJ: HA! Welcome to my world dude!<br /><br />Howie: *primps hair in mirror* Well, at least Nick and I don't have that problem.<br /><br />Brian and AJ: Shut it Howard!<br /><br />*Brian, AJ and Howie all start sniffing the air and start waving their hands in front of their faces*<br /><br />AJ: Jesus Nick!! What the FUCK did you eat for dinner dude?! That shit is RANK!!<br /><br />Nick: Sorry...its better not to keep that stuff bottled up<br /><br />*Howie walks over and opens a window and turns on fan*<br /><br />Howie: Nick, you need an assplug buddy...that crap is nasty<br /><br />Nick: Sorry? *shrugs*<br /><br />Brian: Can we just get back to checkin this site out, please? And Nick, warning next time!!!<br /><br />Nick: Hey, there's different areas to this board. *clicks the Graphics topic* WOW! Look at some of<br />this stuff! These girls have some crazy talent! I might have to hire this Maneth girl to do some graphic work for me.<br /><br />Brian: I didn't know you could take videos and make those pictures...COOL!<br /><br />AJ: WOW! Look at those of my Monkee! So beautiful!<br /><br />Howie: I don't see any of me.<br /><br />Nick: Shocker there huh?<br /><br />All: *laughs hysterically*<br /><br />AJ: Dude....*shakes head* Never mind...<br /><br />*keeps reading through threads*<br /><br />AJ: LOOK! They have a Kevin's Bitches thread!<br /><br />Nick: I'm afraid to click on it, it must be one of those "oh migaaaawd Kevin come back!!" threads<br /><br />Brian: Kevin Bitches *snorts* he sure looks like a pimp with that ugly-ass ring he wears on his pinky...<br /><br />Howie: I'm surprised they still talk about Kevin...<br /><br />Nick: I'm surprised they have a thread for your album *laughs*<br /><br />AJ: *rolls eyes* Shut the fuck up you two!<br /><br />AJ: I gotta tell Kevin that he still got it going on...uh...no pun intended. *grabs cell phone*<br /><br /><br />LA, 6PM - Kevin's backyard:<br /><br /> *Kevin picks up cell phone, looks at caller ID and sighs heavily*<br /><br />KEVIN: AJ, I AM NOT COMING BACK! LEAVE ME ALOOOONE!!<br /><br />AJ: Yo dude, chill! I Don't want you to come back!<br /><br />Kevin: Oh...really?<br /><br />AJ: Yeah, rehab taught me, for the third time, that I have to let go of things if I wanna be happy. Dude, listen up, I need you to go back into the house and log in on your computer!<br /><br />Kevin: What's makes you think I'm not inside my house?<br /><br />AJ: You're done shooting that soft porn movie of yours, aren't you?<br /><br />Kevin: It's NOT PORN, it's a movie about the hypocrisy of society back in the 60's and...<br /><br />AJ: .And cooking casseroles and fucking your neighbor's wife, got it! Now leave the grass alone and get your lap-top!<br /><br />*Kevin goes inside the house and logs into website given by AJ*<br /><br />Kevin: Now what?? If you guys wanted me to know that Howie has an album, Nick has an album, you went to rehab, there's a noisy project about Backstreet you could have just tell me instead of making me...wait..."The Kevin Bitches thread'?? What the hell?<br /><br />AJ: YES! THIS! DUDE you still gots DA BITCHES *jumps up and down* How awesome is that?<br /><br />Brian: *looks at AJ and says a silent prayer*<br /><br />Kevin: Wow, this is...I mean...yeah baby, this old man still got it huh? *smirks and looks proudly at ugly-ass ring on pinky*<br /><br />AJ: You still there?<br /><br />Kevin: Uh...yes... *licks lips loudly and caresses chest while reading the thread*<br /><br />AJ: Dude, don't tell me...dude, EW what the hell are you doing? Did you just lick your lips??<br /><br />Kevin: What?? I...NO!!<br /><br />AJ: *hangs up on Kevin* EWWWW!! EWWWW!!! Fucking EW!!<br /><br />Howie: So, did he enjoy his thread?<br /><br />AJ: A little too much, yes! *drops cell phone and shudders*<br /><br />Nick: *clicks, types, erase, types again* Shit, I can't type!<br /><br />Brian: What you doing??<br /><br />Nick: I'm joining TDS! What you think I'm doing??<br /><br />Brian: Oh Dear Lord, bless his soul....<br /><br />Nick: All I need is a screen name… *thinks hard*<br /><br />Nick: GOT IT! *types* “ IHaveAHighCrack”<br /><br />*Brian falls off of chair laughing*Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-79462538919877903282011-02-02T09:15:00.003-05:002011-02-02T09:26:59.137-05:00We've got it going on video review<div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center">Welcoming back our vid reiviews! Some of you may already know and love them, other of you may be going... huh? Either way here We've got it going on for your reading enjoyment, link to video under picture. </div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center">So... which one will follow next week? Only one way to find out... stay tuned... ENJOY :)</div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"></div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569097282787456370" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-hAAG_dozjigItIFAkDY2G0mdnDqmz8t7A7Lq7usFtSFFIGnV0QqBTBvPV_pUCaiT4IHkPhsjihVnde78_Chr3tdIHJzhPzpNdzncbNwnJl-IlGbP723IQD3pTWuhCiBN0JgX4j9n0kFK/s320/Weve_Got_It_Go_In_On.jpg" /> <p align="center"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcWngQVAMHc">www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcWngQVAMHc</a></p><p align="left">Ok so we are going way back here! To 1995 to be exact! We have some very young Backstreet action going on here!<br /><br />0:00 - 1:00<br />We start off with the boys in a Radio station, DJs must have become more closed-minded these days obviously because it appears they have actually been invited!<br />Oh and theres five of them! oh yes! Brian starts goofing around and dancing as the lady introduces them, nice to see he hasnt changed.<br />Howie is standing next to him and looks like a rabbit caught in some car headlights (a very handsome rabbit). They all introduce themselves one by one and from first view we can see that Brian calls himself the Brokster, Howie speaks spanish, Nick is very young and hasnt washed his hair for a few days, AJ much prefers the J part of his name and it appears Kevin may have just had a few beers to steady his nerves.<br />Then.... Cue the Video.... which they enjoyed, very much!<br /><br />They're in a room standing next to microphones... there's a lot of hand waving and baggy BAGGY clothes going on here and what appears to be an exercise bicycle in the right hand corner of the room or at least some sort of gym equipment?!<br />I can only assume this is what they put Brian on between takes to wear him out and stop him bouncing off the walls and getting all hyper.<br /><br />Then they are on stage, the clothes are again baggy, now I'm wondering if they are all wearing Kevin's clothes?<br />What happened guys?<br />Did the rest of you lose your suitcases at the airport?<br />Did someone steal all of your clothes and perhaps leave you nude?<br /><br />That's quite an interesting thought, but I'm getting off topic.<br />The dancing isn't bad: AJ's out front with Howie giving it his all, but I'm still kinda lost in the baggy Sweater with flailing sleeves that appear to have a life of their own.<br /><br />Howie looks like he's about to go jogging as he struts across the screen in the first shot. Oh, then we get an outside shot with the guys, Brian makes a gesture as if he is about to take flight, very superman, perhaps its time for a go of the gym equipment? However, they are wearing yet more of Kevin's wardrobe.<br />Kev mate, just take charge! Tell them they are all taking the ****, the clothes are too big, they all look silly and demand your clothes back.<br /><br />At the end of the first minute, it appears Brian has had to be calmed down yet again between takes as theres a shot of him with part of a set of weights next to him, I guess this was a kinder option than sedating him.<br />Suddenly Nick and Brian are washing a car! Nick has his hat on sideways, that is sooooo cool dude! Nick gestures at the pretty lady washing the window screen, Brian reminds him he is underage. Then Brian's standing by a motorcycle looking all angry as AJ walks along behind him like ape that has soiled his underpants.<br /><br /><br />1:00 - 2:00<br />I've just noticed the number plate of the Jeep says Brok hehehe. Brian obviously likes a clean vehicle!<br />Cue lots more dancing on the stage in baggy clothes... my god... AJ has HAIR!<br /><br />They then appear to retreat into some bushes/trees, perhaps this is so AJ can relieve himself after the soiled underpants. They play a little basket ball then start dancing around underneath a ceiling fan, please boys, stop waving your arms above your head!<br />Do you not have a Health and Safety representative on set? Obviously he left with your stylist: leather waistcoats over denim shirts????? What were they thinking?<br /><br />Brian's basketball skills appear to have impressed the lady he conned into washing his jeep-- she sprays him in the face with the hose. This video is quite action packed because they then begin a game of pool!<br /><br /><br />2:00-3:10<br />Lots more dancing around in the leather and denim combo and then AJ puts his money where his mouth is and bets on the pool game, a lady promptly picks up is money and sticks it down her bra... what a classy bird!<br /><br />Kevin meanwhile is weight lifting and pouring water over himself, AJ takes a shot at the pool table that even my grandmother couldn't miss and Howie's doing his best Patrick Swayze impression and having a bit of a dirty dance, Howie you are a dark horse!<br /><br />Kevin then commits grand theft auto by "borrowing" one of the motorcycles and riding around with a lady for all of a second or two. Kevin is rather busy in this section of the video, particularly with dancing (around 2:35 he appears to be waving a plane in to land, despite the fact hes inside).<br /><br />Whilst this is going on Kevin gets on the phone and appears to ring Brian on his mobile... from the same room, while Howie plays video games? (and people complained the "Straight Through My Heart" video makes NO sense lol).<br /><br /><br />3:10 - End<br />Around 3:10ish the boys appear to start doing some ritualistic rain dance with their elbows.<br /><br />The dancing kicks up a gear, and it's a basket ball themed dance. Yay some hot booty shaking Backstreet action!<br />AJ wins his pool game and gets his money back, I'm still astonished by the amount of hair he has...I mean had.<br />They continue to dance around under the ceiling fan, this is NOT "The Perfect Fan" so don't come crying to me if you lose fingers!<br /><br />Then it's all over, by the motorcycles.<br />Now I see why the Radio stations dont invite them back, they get a lil side tracked! lol </p>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-45846631983564705812011-01-28T17:24:00.002-05:002011-01-28T17:42:39.615-05:00Nick's Noisy Birthday: Round 2Happy Birthday Nick!! We Noisy Girls are just SO excited about all your new songs. Not that we listened to any of them that have been leaked or anything ... no no ... we would never do that! We just ummm ... GUESSED that uhh ... the whole ... "I'm Taking Off" thing had to do with space ... we saw some stuff on Twitter and uhhh ... well, we're just naturally brilliant like that. <div>Anyhoodles, we hope that you and all our noisy follwers enjoy this piece inspired by your new album!! :) </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>The boys were hard at work in the studio, but it was Nick's birthday and so Brian, AJ, and Howie had a few surprises up their sleeve for Nick. They were all ready to get the party started but they couldn't find Nick anywhere. Then they heard some strange noises coming from the back room ... </div><div><br /></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick:<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">VROOOM</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">VROOOM</span>!! Time for warp speed team!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Brian: *Hears noise* Hey fellas... what's that noise?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Howie:*checks hair for the millionth time* Dammit! #72 won't stay in place! *looks up* What?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">AJ: Rainbows, puppies and kittens lollipops, clowns and cake … mmm … cake<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick: Oh no!! Aliens!!! PEW!! PEW!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Brian: *Walks around corner* Oh my goodness! Nicks got a rocket!!!!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">AJ: I wonder if they made Nick's birthday cake yet<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Howie: Look... I think Nick is reliving the Larger than Life video...<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick: Hey guys!! Come join me in my rocket!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Brian: Cool! *runs over* Nick!!! Nick!!! Can I play!!!?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">AJ: I could actually use a smoke right now...NO! Bad Alex, more happy thoughts<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick: Sure Rok ... you can be Spock!! Hehehehehe! That rhymes. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">AJ: Ballerinas<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Howie: *looks at Nick like he's lost his peapickin mind*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Brian: But Spock's strange... can’t I be Kirk?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick: No, I'm Kirk!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Brian: But.... Niiiiiiick! *frowns*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">AJ: Can I play? I wanna be Hans!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick: Hans?? That's Star Wars AJ!! I’m playing Star TREK <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">AJ: Oh...well then screw this!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Brian:<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">Hahaha</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>*points at AJ* You can’t play now! *jumps in beside Nick*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick: It's my birthday Brian!! Come on ... be Spock!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Howie: I<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">gotta</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">AJ:<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">must.resist.smoking.urge</span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="ecxsquiggly">Brian</span>: Live long and prosper dude! This is awesome!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick: Alright ... so we just entered warp speed and I'm trying to defeat the aliens<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Brian: *shouts* Raise shields!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">AJ: Where's that cake?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick: Cake? There’s no time for cake!! We have an alien army attacking this ship!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Howie: *comes back in carrying Nick's rocket-shaped cake*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">AJ: CAKE!!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick:<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">D</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>... please tell me you didn't have that in the bathroom with you?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Howie: *winks*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">AJ: That's just nasty<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Howie: Where else was I<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">gonna</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>hide it!?!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick: DUDE!! ... Do you KNOW what I do in there??<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">AJ: Okay that's it I’m having a smoke<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Brian: AJ just ask yourself... what would Jesus do?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">AJ: He would want me to be happy *puffs* <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Brian: *gets up and inspects cake* Howie is that chocolate cake?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Howie: Ok fine... don't eat the chocolate cake with ice cream filling. Don't bother me none.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick: Ice cream??? ... hmmm<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Brian: AJ can’t play rocket ship or have the cake... best light up that smoke dude LOL<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">AJ: Ice cream??? Shut it choir boy,<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">GIMME</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>THAT CAKE!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick: *grabs a fork and shoves 10 bites down throat*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Howie: Careful! You'll give yourself a brain freeze!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Brian:<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">Woah</span>!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">Woah</span>!!! We were supposed to say grace NICK! *glares*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">AJ: GRACE! Happy now?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick: *talks with mouth full* Sorry!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Brian: *shakes head*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Howie:<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">EWWWWW</span>! Cake spit!! *wipes face and busts out<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">Purell</span>*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Nick:<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">hehehehehehe</span>! *licks Howie*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Howie:<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">EW</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">EW</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">EWWWW</span>!! *dumps<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">Purell</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>over head*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Brian: *jumps back in rocket* Hey Nick...<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><span class="ecxsquiggly">I’m.... *snorts* I'm.... taking off!!!!! *looks astonished* I am so damn funny!</span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: *shoves down 5 more bites of cake* Wait for me!! I'm the captain!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: I know! Every time I have an urge to smoke, I shall pull Howie's ear<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Wait..what the hell do I look like? A security blanket?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: *tugs*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *starts bouncing* Beam me up Nick!!!! Beam me up!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Kirk!! You gotta call me Kirk!! We're playing Star Trek!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Ok ok... Spok to Kirk... one to beam up!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: But ...wasn't the line "beam me up Scotty"? </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: *pulls Howie's ear*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Scotty?? There's no Scotty in Star Trek!! Howie!! You gotta play right!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *glares at Howie* <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: *sigh* <st1:place>I.</st1:place> give. up. *goes back to the bathroom*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Star Trek is lame, no Darth Vader, I mean come on!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Alright ... Spock ... prep the lazers!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *picks up a stick and points it at AJ* It’s set to stun!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: And I wanted to be Hans! *pouts*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: *comes back out* I wanna play! Can I be Jabba The Hut?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Jabba the?? ... STAR TREK!!! ... NOT WARS!! ...UGH! … AJ ... you can be the chick ... I can't remember her name but ... there was definitely a chick in Star Trek <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Do I get boobs?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Like I know these movies apart! I'll be whoever you want Nick. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Alright ... Howie can be the dude with the cool glasses that go all around his head <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Levar Burton?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Glasses? Shouldn't AJ be that dude?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: NO! ... AJ is the girl ... the one with the weird name ... Uhora or something</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Did you just call me a whore?!</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Oh boy</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: I am not a whore, you're the biggest whore of them all!</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Ok.! AJ! Don't make me go all Kevin on your asses!!!! <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Or wait ... Howie do you wanna be the guy with the ridges on his head?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: The green one? Howie should be the green robot man!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Ugh … fine! But this guy better have superpowers or something cool like that!</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Spock!! Make them stop questioning the captain!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *mind melds with Howie* You are a green android called Data. You are very clever but have no emotion<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Ya ... that's perfect for Howie!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Data? OOOO I like that name! I'm full of all kinds of data...like with my condo sales and all!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Ya, he's pretty much just boring all around<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Alright now ... the alien army is coming ... we need to prepare ourselves!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: *tucks head between knees*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Arm fazers!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: I'm going to the bathroom</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: AJ!!! I wouldn’t if I were you!!! Too many beans on those tacos last night … I knew better than that too..<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: No time for bathroom breaks now Uhora ... we're about to go into warp speed!! *pushes a bunch of buttons*</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:17.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-9.0pt;tab-stops:36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Stop calling me a whore you little bitch!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: DAMNIT!! I'm the CAPTAIN ... you can't call me a bitch!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: William Shatner<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Aliens! Starboard side captain!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: FIRE THE TORPEDOES!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: There's torpedoes in space?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Firing torpedoes!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Sure there are!! Why not?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: *hides*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: I just thought those were only in water… of all people YOU should know that Nicky.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Howieeeeeeee you're spoiling our game!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Exactly!! Just go with it. Now you're supposed to be a little green robot!! </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Ugh! Fine. I'll just sit here and look pretty.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Pretty?? Pfffffffftttt! *snickers*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: You find green robots attractive?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Ok, give me the specs Data!!</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Specks of what? I don't have dandruff!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: The specs!! Of the ship!! What's the condition?? They're firing!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: If I were you I'd be more concerned about that bald spot where hairs 50 through 61 used to be<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: I use conditioner! I can run home if you need it!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: *shakes head* <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Androids don’t use conditioner!</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Well then, I bet they have a lot of dead ends.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: I have the force<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Oh no!! We're entering a meteor field!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *whines* Nick can't we play this by ourselves; Howie’s spoiling it and AJ thinks he’s Darth Vader!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Hey I should get a tattoo of the death star when all my hair's gone<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: You're right Bri! AJ, Howie ... you are banned from the ship!! Please dismount immediately!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Yeah you two would know about dismounting. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Dismount? EWW!!!</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: You know what I mean!!! Get off!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *points stick at AJ and Howie* Its set to kill now, get off!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Now you're telling us to get off?? Ya, that doesn't sound any better.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Get off? You two are disturbing. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Don’t make me get the big ugly alien security dude with the temper!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: AJ, I think those two need a little "time" together. Let's go have some cake.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Fine. I'm going to have a smoke and nothing nobody says is going to stop me! *leaves singing Prince's Get Off"<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Ugh! Finally! <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Yay! *embraces Nick* Ok ... lets go kill some aliens!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Yes! Now Spock, you'll have to help me navigate through the meteor field. I'll stear, you blast the meteors!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Ok! *points stick* This is fun! *begins singing Rocket man by Elton John*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Psssst..AJ! Let's throw rocks at the box "rocket" and yell METEOR SHOWER!!!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: I can hear the aliens Spock! They must be in the middle of the field!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Yes captain, I sense their presence *gets hit by a rock* Ooooooooooowwwwwwwww my nose!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Aaaaaah!! What the HELL was that??<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: *throws another rock*</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: GET THE GUNS SPOCK!! THEY MUST HAVE MOUNTED THE SHIP!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: *in Darth Vader voice* Luke, I am your FATHER<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: What!? Im hearing voices!!! God is that you!?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Nick, will you STOP mounting things! That’s disgusting!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: *jumps out of the box and starts "shooting" * PEW!! PEW!! PEW!!!</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *jumps out and fights like a ninja* I need no gun captain! *kicks AJ in the head accidentally*</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: AAAH! *takes off pants and waves ‘light saber’ around in the air*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: AJ! Wrong light saber dude. Put that thing away!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: I like overcompensating. Mine glows too!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: *holds "gun" up to Howie's head* Don't move or I'll shoot!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: *stops, looks at Nick, throws another rock at the box*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: *whacks Brian* Yeah, feel the force!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Hi yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *ninja chops* Whoa! Hang on ... don’t hit me with THAT! That’s unholy!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: EW!! AJ!! Put your pants back on!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: NEVER!!!!!!!!! Yeah check this out, I know you're jealous! <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Howieeeeeeeeeeeee! AJ's got his weener out!!!! *cries*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: *runs and then falls and trips*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: This is not supposed to be the Star Trek version of porn!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Howie!! I command you to make AJ put his pants back on!!! *covers eyes* <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Its Star Whores!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: *sighs* AJ, we talked about this. The pants must stay on. No one wants to see the zebra stripped skivvies or...THAT. Come on buddy. Do it and you can have a ciggerette.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Okay *eyes piñata*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Can I uncover my eyes now??<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Yes<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Yes, its safe. And NO AJ, you can NOT use your "light saber" for the piñata.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Damn! *walks away humming Star Wars theme*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: There's a piñata??<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Oooh piñata?!?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: *holds "gun" back up to Howie's head* Take me to your piñata!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: *points the the rocket shaped piñata in the tree* Have at it boys! </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Ooooh!! *runs over and put on blindfold* Alright ... someone call ground control ... cuz I'm taking off! *picks up stick* 5 … 4 … 3 …</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Ok .. maybe this wasn't such a great idea. Nick, blindfolded, with a bat</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: 2 … 1 … WHACK!!!</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none"><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Oh god! *runs inside*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *runs over and starts whacking*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: OUCH!!!! That hurts!! Stop!!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Ohhh!! Sorry Howie!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Point me in the direction of the piñata!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Brian,YOU do it. I think he broke my arm!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *sings* I want candy! *shakes ass*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: *starts swinging around randomly*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: *dives into bushes*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Am I close??<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *points* Come on Nick higher!</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: That was also sexual</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Brian! WHY are you pointing!?! He's BLINDFOLDED!!!!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Don’t make me go get Leighanne for bible studies AJ!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Higher?? ... *swings stick above head*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: How many blondes does it take to break open a pinata?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *lifts Nick onto shoulders* Jesus dude... you put on a few pounds?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: It's all that cake! Alright now ... CHARGE!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: This is so not gonna end well...<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: *swings stick around*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *strains* hhhhhiiiiighhherr<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: DUCK AND COVER!!!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *wobbles* To the left Nicky!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: *video tapes for later blackmail material*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Am I hitting it yet??<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: What is with you people and the sexual references?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: What’s that smell? Have you just farted on me?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: OOOPS! ... Sorry B-Rok!! *snickers*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Sorry Brian! It's all those beans last night!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Oooooh no ... thats sick dude *wobbles*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Ahahahahahahahahaha! Right by your mouth too dude! <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Get down!</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: And move it all around<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: No! I’ve almost … aaaaahhh!! ... stop wobbling dawg! ... I'm gonna ... aaaaah ... aaaahh ... AAAAAHHHHHH!!! *falls* <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *falls to the ground* THUD!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: *facepalms*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: I think you just killed Brian<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: *takes off blindfold* ... Did we at least get the candy??<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: I think I broke my leg ya'll<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: *walks over, takes pinata down, cracks it open and throws candy*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: YAY!!! Candy! *runs around picking it all up and shoving it in pockets*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Now that I have a broken arm and Brian has a broken leg, I think this party should wrap up before we all end up in body casts or bags.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: But, but ... I'm not tiiiiired yet!!! *pouts, then eats candy*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Can someone call me an ambulance? There’s bone sticking out. Oh my gosh, Leighanne is gonna kill me<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: Nick damn near beat her to it!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Here Bri ... have some candy!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Oooh candy! *sticks some up nostrils and pulls a face* hehehehhehe!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: *runs around shooting imaginary aliens* <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: *lights up another cigarette*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: I really should have thought this through a little better. Nick, blindfolded, with a stick and candy. I'm goin home. Happy Birthday Nick! Hope that leg heals before tour Brian! AJ...happy puffing! Goodbye!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Thanks Howie!! BE CAREFUL NEAR MY ROCKETSHIP!!</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Howie: *walks down the sidewalk shaking head* HOW did Kevin DO it?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">AJ: Yeah and I'm going home because someone there actually ENJOYS my lightsaber! </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: PLEASE don't take that out again AJ! Just go!!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: Wait ... what about my ambulance? Somebody? Hey the doctor on star trek was a hot lady... can you call her?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: Never fear Spock ... I'll save you!! *picks up Brian*</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Brian: *perks up* To the medical bay!!!!!!!</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none"><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:.9pt;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:3.6pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;tab-stops:36.0pt;mso-layout-grid-align: none;text-autospace:none">Nick: *runs* <o:p></o:p></p></div>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499734170966391260.post-28380443994536411012011-01-09T00:55:00.002-05:002011-01-09T01:21:15.540-05:00AJ's Noisy Birthday: Round 2<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">This piece is of course dedicated to the lovable, so damn huggable, Mr. AJ McLean. Happy 33rd Birthday old man!! *wink* But we would also like to dedicate this piece to a fan of ours named Imke. She was the only one who requested a Christmas present and unfortunately we couldn't get it to her. Plus she always says super nice stuff about us on TDS, lol. And we know she loves her some AJ, so this piece goes out to her as well :) </span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">It was AJ's 33rd birthday, the Backstreet Boys were all at AJ's house in the middle of a different kind of intervention:</span><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "></span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: So AJ for you birthday this year, we are gonna pimp you out dawg!</span><span style="line-height: 20px; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; "></span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: Pimp me out? You don't like my clothes?? *whimpers*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: You look like an overweight transvestite, Lady Gaga's not a style icon for men.</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: Well, we had a discussion about the outfit you wore for the NYE performance, it was not good.</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: Oh come on... all white... that's classic! And HOWIE ... DO NOT diss Gaga in my presence!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: White? You're not Elvis either!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: We would like to add more hair on your head as well if we could, but that's not possible I guess... I tried.</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: You were pimpin dude, but in all the wrong ways</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: but... but... my monkee likes my clothes!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: *goes back to counting money*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne: I think you all need to color coordinate a little more. Maybe something with my face on it!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: Yes wifey, and a Wylee scarf, that would RULE! *high fives wifey*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne:*high fives Husband* Ooooh, now what color scarf? Hmmmm...</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: Hey! I'm missing ten bucks! Nick!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: I needed it Howie, I'm taking AJ shopping first!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: With only 10 bucks? Where are you going? K Mart?</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: *shrugs*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: *Sniffs the air* Do I smell burning??</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: Teehee *hides lighter*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ:*Runs upstairs to find burning closet* OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: You're too late muahahaha</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: MY RAINBOW KNEE SOCKS!!!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: It’s gone! All gone!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: *High fives Howie*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: MY SUSPENDERS!!!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: *Starts praying* Dear God may this burning clothes go to fashion disaster heaven... * continues on praying*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne:*Grabs husband's hand and prays with him*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: Don't forget your orange hooter shorts</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: MY PIMP CHIC COLLECTION!!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: *Throws red underpants in the fire* There, this should go as well.</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My brightly colored undies!!!!!!!!!! *collapses on the floor and curls up in the fetal position*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: *Laughs like a crazy person*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: It's gone... It's all gone! *wails*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: MUAHAHAHAHA</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: Somebody get him some pants please? I can see his balls from here... God does not approve!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne: You forgot this strange, leather, banana hammock looking contraption *throws it on the fire*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: Yes wife! You're like.....awesome. Marry me again?? Let's have another tacky as hell celebration!! I mean... tacky as heaven!!! *prays*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! *tries to save it but burns hand* DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!! How is this a birthday present??</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne: *GASP* AJ!!! *drops to knees and starts praying*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "> </span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; text-indent: -9pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Later on AJ is at the mall with Nick</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; text-indent: -9pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "> </span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; text-indent: -9pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: AJ I have a few things picked out for you... try on this black wifebeater and tight jeans</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: *sigh* That doesn't seem so bad *goes into changing room*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: *shouts through door* I can't keep being the tease of the group so you are going to have to step back up dude</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: but I only do that for my monkee now!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: AJ you ready? Come out here *gets distracted by himself in the mirror*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: *walks out* Nick... stop looking at yourself and pay attention!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: *pulls some poses in the mirror* Yeah! I'm hawt!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: does this look ok?</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: yeah dude that’s totally awesome... now stand next to me in front of the mirror</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: ok... are weeeee... wearing the same outfit?</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: *grins*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: now watch this and copy ok....</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: I'll try</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: *sings "Shawty don’t know who I am... she don’t know I’m a celebrity" *puts hands down at the front of pants*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: *sings* "Shawty don't know who I am... she don't ..." whoa whoa WOAH ... you want me to put my hand down my pants??</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: yeah AJ go for it! *starts blowing himself kisses* yeah baby that’s hot...</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: I haven't done that in YEARS! </span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: come on you need to start again AJ, you are losing fans dude. You are supposed to be the kinky one!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: But... but... I showed them all my undies on the cruise!! Doesn't that count?!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: *winks at self* Heeey baby *walks up to self* what’s a good looking man like you doing in a place like this?</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: DAMNIT NICK!!! PAY ATTENTION!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: *looks* yeah AJ try it again... remember you gotta look like you are loving it... Like this... *touches mirror* wanna come home with me?</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: *sticks hand in pants reluctantly* It just feels wrong...</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: *still looking at self* You look really good, I like the way you wink at me... I know you want it</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: okaaaay... this guy is about to make out with himself... I'm outta here!! *starts walking out of the store*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: *serenades mirror with Boys II Men* "I'll make love to you...." *makes out with the mirror*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "> </span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Meanwhile outside the mall:</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "> </span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne: *sets up Wylee counter outside the mall* HUSBANDDDDDDD!!!!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: Sorry Wifey, I was picking some manpurses for AJ!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: why am I here? I don't like being away from my bathroom for long</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne: But I have plenty HERE! At MY counter!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: *looks at Wylee scarf* </span><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "> </span><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">you realize how expensive this is?? How about a BSB family discount?</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian says: Hey there’s AJ! YO Jay!! Over here!!! * smiles and points to Wylee stand right outside the mall*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: Oh great! Heeeeyyyy Brian and Leighanne... What are you guys doing here?</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: I'll give you half for this scarf *gets ignored*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne: AJ hunny, come here! We got LOADS of stuff for you! Don't we Husband?!!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: GREEEAAATTT! ummm ... so ... this is all Wylee stuff?</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: AJ, is Nick still in there? I saw some security going into the mall because there was some guys touching himself....*weird look*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: Nick is a freak</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Nick: *gets dragged past by security screaming towards the mall at his mirror* CALL ME!!!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne: Ohhhh Nickolas *shakes head and prays for him*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: anyway, wifey is right dude, we got some wonderful stuff for ya here! LOOK, here's a nice PURSE for you!!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: I'm not paying full price for this! It’s a piece of cloth for God’s sake! This won't keep you warm!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: ummm ... a purse? Really?? I mean ... I thought you said NO girl clothing</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne: Husband, a MURSE! You should know this by now…you've worn enough of them!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: you don't actually use that, do you?</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: I...well....she makes me use it!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: what the fuck is a murse?</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: AJ it's just not a purse....it's a MAN PURSE. You can put a lot of stuff in there like....</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: stuff like condoms? glitter lube? jello??</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: *drops murse* never mind</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: *whispers* wifey, help!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne: It’s a shoulder bag..f.or men. </span><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "> </span><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">You know, Indiana Jones wore one!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: ya ... Indiana Jones is not really my style ... what else have you got?</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne: It holds IMPORTANT things, like Skittles!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: yes and BIBLES</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: oh right ... bibles ... of course *rolls eyes*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne: ..and plans for your incredibly GREAT vow renewal parties...</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: let's get through the wedding first</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: AJ buddy, here's a nice t shirt with my wife's face on it, it fits perfectly!! and it's PURPLE! *eating shit grin*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: now ... this shirt looks ok ... who's the hot chick on the front here?</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: *grin* Wifey!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne: Ok…next, We have a beautiful array of scarves here. </span><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "> </span><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">OOOO look at this pink and purple plaid one! This would look GREAT on you!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: I'll take it!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: I could rock a scarf *ties it around waist*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Howie: oh come on! Not fair, I want it! *jumps up and down*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Brian: You should totally rock a scarf over your egg head!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">Leighanne: Howard!! SHOOO!! We are shopping for AJ here!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: 12.75pt; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); ">AJ: egg head??</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian: Howie, go buy some condo complex in Florida and let us do our job here!!! In the name of GOD!!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: No offence Rok but ... look who's talking!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian: AJ, Wylee clothes are blessed by JESUS HIMSELF!! AND they look GOOD!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: Well that’s good because<b style="line-height: 17px; font-weight: bold; "> </b>me and Jesus are homeboys you know ... we both love the gays ... and sex ... and tattoos</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian: AJ, Jesus does not condone those things, what you do with your ass and skin is none of his business. Believe me or else Leighanne would be burning in hell by now.</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span lang="ES-MX" style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: I'm sorry Rok ... I can't believe that ... </span><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Jesus loves me just the way I am ... my monkee told me so!!</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian: Uh Jay....I'm talking about JESUS the MAN, not JESUS the gay Mexican who works at Ivy and has a crush on you...</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Leighanne: Hail Mary Mother of God...*prays again*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: I will NOT have you talk about Jesus this way! </span><span lang="ES-MX" style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">*storms off*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span lang="ES-MX" style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian: AJ!! No!! Stay!! </span><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">I promise I'll get you a shirt with Monkee's face on it!! </span><span lang="ES-MX" style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Nooooo *yells until voice fades away*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: *swoops in* Come on AJ! </span><span lang="ES-MX" style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">We're going shopping</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: Alright D ... you’re my last hope at a new wardrobe here.</span><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "></span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: Well here we are...Walmart!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: Walmart? Come on D ... be REASONABLE!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: Good stuff for reasonable prices. Come on!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: But, we're MILLIONAIRES!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: Doesn't mean we need to spend all our money on expensive clothes. Now come on!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: *drags feet*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: See, these are nice clothes, here are some shirts for 4 dollars. Oh hey, look a Miley Cyrus vest!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: Miley is hot ... hmmm ... it's a little tight … *stretches arms and vest rips* ... uh oh!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: *hides vest* I didn't see anything! Now, over here...</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: Tube socks?</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span lang="ES-MX" style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: No, no tube socks! </span><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">What is this 1979? Here Oxford socks for 5 bucks a pack</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: But ... I need CLOTHES … what am I gonna do with just socks?</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: Good point! Which is why we need to keep looking</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: *whines* But this store is so biiiig ... and it smelllsss ... and these people are WEIRD!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: This coming from you?</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: EXACTLY!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: *throws a pile of clothes into AJ's arms* Go try these on. Just ask the nice lady with the moustache</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: Oh my GOD! She doesn't have a shirt on!!! Her tits are just tucked into her pants!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; text-indent: -9pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">*runs into the change room to hide*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: Hey! If I am not the least bothered by that man in the garter you can handle it!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: <b style="line-height: 17px; font-weight: bold; ">*</b>comes out of the change room* ... Well?? *turns*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: Very nice! I actually have that outfit!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: Uh D ... I think these pants are giving me a rash …</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: Yeah sure, it’s the pants!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: It is!! Can we PLEASE go somewhere else?</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: Okay, fine. We actually have one more surprise, so hurry up and change!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ says: *calls Rochelle from inside the change room* Baby ... Ya ... it’s a disaster … Victoria Secret is right across the hall ... Meet me over there? … Ok … I gotta go!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: Hurry up! You're going to miss the surprise! *drags AJ out of the mall*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: Howie ... look ... a sale on ties!!! *tries to escape*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: Yeah ... but too pricey! Let’s go!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: But … but ... look! It's cotton tighty whities 3 for a dollar!! *tries to escape again*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: I don't wear those anymore, they crush your balls</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: That could be ... fun...<b style="line-height: 17px; font-weight: bold; "></b></span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: Ya, if you're Brian</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one D! Um … are we at Brian’s house?</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: *rings the doorbell*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian: * opens the door and blesses AJ with the cross sign* Hello! We have a nice surprise for you bro. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. *takes a big gulp of rum and coke*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: Did you just bless me??</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Leighanne: He did. Now come on! *bounces*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian: I saw the Walmart bags and felt sorry for you.</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: *steps inside* so, what's the big surprise??</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Leighanne: This way! <b style="line-height: 17px; font-weight: bold; ">*</b>grabs AJ's hand and drags him through the house towards the backyard*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: Oh no! I saw your new pool already! And I really don't wanna watch Baylee dive again! That was an hour of my life I’ll never get back!<b style="line-height: 17px; font-weight: bold; "></b></span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: I'll be in the bathroom if anyone needs me</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Leighanne: Just close your eyes sweetie. Husband, grab his other hand. His feet are planted like last year’s tomato plants!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: Close my eyes?? Look, I love you guys but ... I'm engaged ... I really can't be involved in anymore of your S&M fantasies<b style="line-height: 17px; font-weight: bold; "></b></span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian: *blushes* I cherish those moments....but NO!! That's not it!!! Just come with me dude, I'm getting dizzy from the booze, the cruise in December got me hooked on margaritas!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: FINE!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Nick: *leaps out with a can of Red Bull in hand* SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!! I busted out dude! Those mall cops ain’t got nothin’ on me!<b style="line-height: 17px; font-weight: bold; "><i style="line-height: 17px; font-style: italic; "></i></b></span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! HOWIE JESUS NICK! You almost gave me a heart attack!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AJ!!! THANK YOU LORD FOR THIS MOMENT!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Nick: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! *licks finger and sticks it in AJ’s ear*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: EW!!! *pushes Nick away*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Leighanne: Nickolas Gene Carter! Stop that right now!<b style="line-height: 17px; font-weight: bold; "></b></span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian: Nick, wife is gonna block you on twitter!!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Nick: NO! Please don’t do that! No! Sorry Leighanne *pouts*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Leighanne: Just watch your mouth mister! *shakes finger at Nick*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: So this is the surprise? Nick is out of jail and high on Red Bull?</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Nick: AJ! Look what they got for you man!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: Are those ... synchronized swimmers??</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian: SYCHRONIZED SWIMMERS FROM HEAVEN!!!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: Oh ... woooowwwww ... that's um ... great guys!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Leighanne: They were such a big hit at our anniversary party we decided to give them to you too!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian: *jumps up and down* I know, right?? Gotta LOVE those funny looking ladies!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Nick: *catches sight of reflection in pool* Hey ... it’s you again ... you stalking me sexy?</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; "> Brian: OH LOOK!!! It's KEVIN!!! Oh Lord, you're so AWESOME!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: KEVIN!?!?!?</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Nick: Kev!!!!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Leighanne: Kevin!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Kevin: Hey! Happy Birthday, AJ!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: *starts crying with joy* Best surprise ever!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian: What brings you here, cousin???</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Kevin: Hot Topic brings me here. I'm the new spokesperson.</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian says: Cousin!! You got a job?!!!! That's wonderful!! God really works miracles!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Kevin: I did. And I brought AJ<b style="line-height: 17px; font-weight: bold; "> </b>a $10,000 gift card.</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Leighanne: Hallelujah!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: *runs to hug Kevin* I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Kevin: *hugs AJ* I love you too!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Leighanne: *hugs AJ and Kevin*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: *flushes*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Brian: Jesus loves us all!! *joins group hug*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Nick: *runs at the hugging group* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! *pushes everyone in the pool*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">AJ: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Leighanne: MY HAIR!!!!!!</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Nick: *jumps in the pool*</span></p><p class="ecxmsonormal" style="line-height: 17px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; ">Howie: And now you know why I stay in the bathroom *opens can of beer and turns on mini TV*</span></p><p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><span style="line-height: 17px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; color: rgb(42, 42, 42); "> </span></p></span>Backstreet Noise Projecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17800619164909884808noreply@blogger.com0