Backstreet Bunnies - Part 4

Candidate #3 (aka AJ) is certainly ... interesting. He seems like a nice enough guy though. Well ladies and gents ... we're down to our final Candidate ...

Candidate #4

Name: Nick Carter

DOB: January 28, 1980

Sex: MALE

Height: 6ft1

Experience: Hot guy in The Backstreet Boys/Actor/Director/All round sex magnet

Why do you think you would make a good Easter bunny and why do you want this role? I wouldn’t make a good Easter Bunny, I would make an AWESOME Easter Bunny! I want to do it because I would be so much better at it than Howie, he’s a one trick pony, all he does is wink.

What does Easter mean to you? Chocolate Eggs and CANDY! The bible and stuff too... Brian reads me the stories at night sometimes, they put me to sleep real quick.

How many carrots do you eat in a week? Too many, I get really bad gas on this macrobiotic diet.

Are you physically able to hop for long periods of time? Yeah totally! I can dance for hours too! I can also stick my hand down my pants while singing "She's A Dream"

Would you hyperventilate when put in a confining costume? Possibly, depends if I have bad gas.

Do you own your own Easter basket, or you need one provided? What’s an Easter basket?

Would you be prepared to sign a disclaimer absolving us of responsibility if you are violently assaulted by young children? Sure, Baylee does it to me all the time, I'm sure Leighanne tells him to do it.

Have you any prior experience as an animal? No but I have a dog... I pretend to bark at him sometimes, I do it real good! Also, someone tried making me an escape-goat once. OH And I have a pussy, I showed everyone on webchat once! I have this covered.

Do you have a criminal record? I er... well... I may have accidentally driven a car after a few drinks. I did get arrested for loitering, but the rumor about me exposing myself in public at the time was totally false.

How many eggs can you paint in an hour? One Thousand

Please provide a reference: Brian Littrell: My BFF. (I will give you his number)

Any further information: Do you think too much chocolate would kill you? I will make the Bunny costume look sexy, I hope that’s not a problem. Oh and can I eat the Eggs from the Easter Egg hunt that the kids don't find? I also don't work unless refreshments are put out, I want salad and wheatgrass. I’m also going to need a vent hole in the ass of the costume because of lunch.

Well there you have it, all 4 Easter Bunny Candidates! Who would YOU choose? Be sure to leave us a comment with your choice. Or you can hit us up on Twitter or TDS (links are at the top of the page). Thanks for reading!!

Backstreet Bunnies - Part 3

Well, Candidate #2 (aka Howie D) seems pretty professional and responsible. Although he seems to have a stalker in this "Nick Carter" character. Let's see what Candidate #3 has to offer ...

And be sure to check back tomorrow to see our FINAL Easter Bunny Candidate.

Candidate #3

Name: Alexander James McLean AKA: AJ, Jizzle, Johnny No Name, Skulleez, Monkee...



DOB: January 9, 1978



Sex: Yes … and a LOT of it with my Monkee!



Height: Ummm … around 5'8 I think ...



Experience: I am an entertainer, have been for years, so I think that counts as experience. What could possibly be different entertaining a bunch of kiddies in an oversized bunny costume? I CAN floor hump in it, right?



Why do you think you would make a good Easter bunny and why do you want this role? Well, despite my tough, outer appearance, I LOVE kids. I’m really good with my friend’s son Baylee … the kid LOVES me!



What does Easter mean to you? I know the whole hoopla surrounding it, but I look forward to time with my family and my Monkee!!



How many carrots do you eat in a week? Probably not very many ... besides, Nick steals all the veggies cuz of that damn macrobiotic diet he sticks to. I swear the man has shit himself a few times … WOW! And don’t touch his poo ... it gives you pinkeye!!



Are you physically able to hop for long periods of time? Ask me that 10 years ago and I coulda hopped for hours. I just had knee surgery not to long ago, so no … not for very long now.



Would you hyperventilate when put in a confining costume? Nah, I can just think of it as a fetish my Monkee has. Plus, I was a bunny last Halloween.



Do you own your own Easter basket, or you need one provided? No, but I heard that my fellow bandmate’s wife sells them in her Easter collection ... I can get one from there.



Would you be prepared to sign a disclaimer absolving us of responsibility if you are violently assaulted by young children? Are you kidding? I’m a BACKSTREET BOY! I’ve been violated by kids, had my hair ripped out (yes!! I HAD hair at one time!), my clothes ripped off. So no, no disclaimer needed.



Have you any prior experience as an animal? I’m kinky...but not THAT kinky!



Do you have a criminal record? Nope ...I’m clean.



How many eggs can you paint in an hour? A lot ... I will just pretend they are my fingernails!



Please provide a reference: My Monkee, my mom and her hubby, my bandmates and I have a ton of fans that will vouch for me!



Any further information: I may tear the sleeves off the bunny costume ... I always feel the need to be different, so I will buy the costume up front. Hey, I can have my Monkee paint my bald head like an Easter egg? And do my nails in pastels?

Backstreet Bunnies - Part 2

So Candidate #1 (aka Mr. Littrell) was pretty good huh? He'd make a pretty good Easter Bunny, he's hyper enough to be jumping all over the place, and he's pretty cute! A little attached to the wife though. Let's see what Candidate #2 has to offer ...

And don't forget to check back tomorrow and Monday to see Candidates #3 and #4.

Candidate #2

Name: Howard (Howie) Dwaine Dorough

DOB: August 22, 1973

Sex: Male

Height: Tall enough, but not too tall, I’d say just right! ;)

Experience: I’ve been in the entertainment business for over 18 years now. Most recognizably I am a member of the international sensation known as Backstreet Boys. I’m also involved in talent management and I am in the process of recording my own solo record. I also work in real-estate and own several hotels.

Why do you think you would make a good Easter bunny and why do you want this role? I think I would make a good Easter Bunny because I’m charming, friendly, and adorable. I’m an excellent entertainer and I love children. I want this role because I think it would be a fun experience, an interesting thing to put on my resume, and an opportunity to have some fun with my family. Plus you can never have too much money right? ;)

What does Easter mean to you? Easter means time with family and friends, eating good food and enjoying the new beginnings of spring.

How many carrots do you eat in a week? Not that many. I’m more of a meat and potatoes guy if you know what I mean ;)

Are you physically able to hop for long periods of time? Hop? No, not for very long, my knees aren’t what they used to be. But my hips are in great condition so I can salsa for hours! ;)

Would you hyperventilate when put in a confining costume? No. Well, not unless you let that tall, blonde, pain in my ass mess with it.

Do you own your own Easter basket, or you need one provided? I don’t waste money on frivolous items like Easter baskets.

Would you be prepared to sign a disclaimer absolving us of responsibility if you are violently assaulted by young children? If it’s by a young child, then yes. I have a young son and so I know what children can be like. If it’s by Nick Carter, then no, I WILL sue!

Have you any prior experience as an animal? None to my recollection.

Do you have a criminal record? Of course not.

How many eggs can you paint in an hour? Paint well or just paint? Cuz I can just paint like 50 in an hour. Paint well, significantly less.

Please provide a reference: My manager, or basically anyone who has worked with me or with Backstreet Boys. They’ll all tell you I’m awesome. Just please don’t phone Nick Carter! Please, for the love of all things holy, that guy is SO annoying!

Any further information: If I get this job please ban Nick Carter from coming within a 10 mile radius of me. Thank you!

Backstreet Bunnies

It's Easter!! Spring has sprung, love is in the air, everyone is hopped up on chocolate, and it's only another month 'till the NKOTBSB tour!! Good times all around! Well, good times for everyone except the Easter Bunny. You see ... he had a little incident with a carrot and ... well ... suffice to say he won't be able to perform his regular Easterly duties. Lucky for him we have 4 excellent candidates ready to fill in for him! Check back every day for the next 4 days to see all of the applications and then decide ... Which Backstreet Boy would make the best Easter Bunny?

Candidate #1

Name: Brian Thomas Littrell

DOB: February 20th, 1975

Sex: Sometimes, only when my wife lets me though

Height: I'm as tall as I feel...okay fine, I'm short but if I get on Nick's back I'm a lot taller!

Experience: Entertainer, Singer/Performer, Christian, Husband/Father, Dog Owner

Why do you think you would make a good Easter bunny and why do you want this role? Well my wife thinks I would look cute as a bunny, and my son would enjoy it too, plus if I do say so myself I look pretty darn good in pink!

What does Easter mean to you? Jesus lives! Put your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care!

How many carrots do you eat in a week? I usually only eat them when my wife tells me to

Are you physically able to hop for long periods of time? Well I usually hop on Nick's back for a piggy back ride, I have lots of energy in me, speaking of which is it time for my Ritalin yet?

Would you hyperventilate when put in a confining costume? I don't think so? Leighanne! Would I hyperventilate when in a confining costume? No? My wife says no, so no it is

Do you own your own Easter basket, or you need one provided? Oh I have plenty of Easter baskets, actually that's part of my wife's new line of purses, Wylee, the Easter collection

Would you be prepared to sign a disclaimer absolving us of responsibility if you are violently assaulted by young children? I don't know, once again, must consult the wife...

Have you any prior experience as an animal? Well between you and me, I have been neutered...does that count? And according to the other guys I'm whipped...that's an animal thing right?

Do you have a criminal record? Yes, I'm guilty of being whipped by my wife

How many eggs can you paint in an hour? Do I put my wife's face on them?

Please provide a reference: My wife, Leighanne Wallace, or my bff Nick Carter. But please just call my wife to hear her talk about me!

Any further information: I get too hyper sometimes; you may need to give me a shot to calm me down

My Evil Twin by Jen AKA Momma J

I know it's a dream for thousands...and it happened to me. It happened early one chilly morning, August 14, 2007, to be precise.

One Nickolas Gene Carter was at a radio station with Howie, doing an Unbreakable interview.

Now mind you, not very many things in this life can turn me instantly into a 12 year old pre-puberty teenie like just the sight of Nick can do. But yes, there I was, all alone, and seen him walking down the stairs.

At this point I became aware of the little voice ringing in my head. There he is!! it said to me. I think I even answered, aloud, with I know!!. If anyone gave me weird look, I wouldn't have had a clue...after all, Nick Freakin' CARTER was like 20 feet away from me at this point..does anything around you but him really exist when this happens? No? I didn't think so.

But anyways, he comes out of the building and every girl there, about 20-25 of us, rush the poor man.

Poor Howie gets NO love...I still love you tho Howie!!

Ok..off track again, but anyways, I calmly wait my turn and its finally arrived. I ask him to sign my comic book..he does...I stood there just gawkin' at the beauty of the man when I finally found my voice again I had asked for a hug.

The answer was like music to my ears..."Sure sweetie," he says to me.

Fine Nick, KILL me before I get the damn hug from you..I think to myself. It was then the other voice inside my head really awakened...

Evil Jen: OOOOOO will ya just LOOK at that hottie!!

Good Jen: Yes, he's very handsome indeed!

Evil Jen: See what I did for you? I got you to ask for a hug! And here it comes!

Good Jen: I knowwww! Omg! What do I do? What do I doooo??

Evil Jen: Reach back and pinch his ass!!

Good Jen: No!! I could NEVER do that!

Evil Jen: You are SUCH a goodie goodie two shoes!

Good Jen: Shut UP you! OMG! Hes hugging me!!!!

Evil Jen: NOW!! NOW!! Pinch the ass! Pinch the ass!!!

*pause cuz both Jens are in pure, blissful heaven right now.....

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Ok..

Good Jen: Ok..time to let go of the tall, cute blond guy now....

Evil Jen: NOOOOOO!!! Can't we take him home!?!

Good Jen: I wish we could, but no, he has to go on and make beautiful music with the rest of the boys for us to enjoy.

Evil Jen: NOOOOOO!!! Hes miiiiiiiiiine!! Let's just drag him back to the car and take him home..no one will notice!!

Good Jen: Ok..doooooooown girl..step away from the Backstreet boy.

Evil Jen: Coward! The man had his loooong, lanky, warm, hard, sweet bod pressed up against you and all you do is STAND there?! WTF!!?!?!

Good Jen: *sigh*

So, with that, my advice to all you that ever have the very fortunate experience of getting a hug from your favorite BSB, watch out!!! That evil twin is lurkin' about in your head somewhere and she will try to get you in trouble, or hell, even arrested! So beware! Don't listen! Resist! Resist! Resist the urge to listen to her, cuz by damned, you will want to!