BSB 20th Anniversary Year Stories: Week 1

Ok so we had a bit a of a lull there with the past event stories but never fear .... We're back!!! And we all know there's got to be some amazing and hilarious stories out there from this past weekend. I mean, this is what we were waiting for people! The 20th anniversary year has officially begun! Were you at the fan event on Saturday? How about the Walk of Fame ceremony on Monday? Or maybe you were just watching from home? Well if you've got a funny story to share we're here to help. We wanna hear from you, so send your stories to backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.com or post them on TDS and we'll share them with all our followers so we can all share in the laughs.

To get the ball rolling I (Dianne) will share with you some of the craziness that ensued at my BSB 20th anniversary fan event viewing party. My friends and I couldn't make it out to LA (plane tickets from Toronto to LA ain't cheap) so we decided to all get together, watch the stream together and have our own little celebration. Now, if you watched the live stream this won't be news to you but for those of you who didn't see it, boy did you miss some gems! The whole thing was on Backstreet Time to the EXTREME as the boys weren't actually out on stage until 2 HOURS after the stream was scheduled to start. As a result our "hosts" Jojo and Tammee had to kill time ... lots of time. It. Was. Horrible. Aside from the maybe 20 mins of Jojo interviewing the boys backstage, it was just pure torture. There are really no other words to describe it besides train wreck. But I digress (and getting to my point) it provided for some really funny moments. First off, our hosts spent quite a bit of time "interviewing" fans. Cue all of us screaming and basically loosing our minds every time we saw our friend and fellow Noisy Girl, Jen on the stream. It was as if we thought if we screamed "TURN AROUND!!" at the screen loud enough, she would somehow hear us in LA. It had to be an amusing site to see if nothing else. Then there were the other "interviews" (and I put that in quotations because they were just so stupid). We start out with Tammee interviewing the DJ, who will evidently also be on the cruise. Now frankly, I feel really sorry for this guy because they must have said his name like 10 times. We could not figure it out. Over the course of the night we referred to this man as "DJ Chewbacca" "DJ Chalupa" and of course our favorite, "The One Eyed DJ". Why one eyed you ask? Well when he first appeared on the screen, for some reason, Cinzia felt the need to ask, "Is that man missing an eyeball?" I don't know why she thought he was missing an eyeball but she did, and thus was born his new nickname. Now after Tammee interviewed the DJ they go to Jojo interviewing Christian the bartender. Why? Who knows. I don't think this guy even knew who the Backstreet Boys were. Then we cut back to Tammee interviewing some fans. Back to Jojo interviewing the boys (FINALLY!!) and then, because they hate us, back to Tammee interviewing guess who? Most of you know it ... Christian the bartender. WE JUST TALKED TO THIS GUY!!! He's a moron! He spent most of this interview trying to get Tammee drunk in what I can only assume was an attempt to go home with her. Now we're about to cut back to Jojo and just as they're about to do this Cinzia says "If he's interviewing The One Eyed DJ I'm gonna loose it" Cue Jojo and who is he talking to? That's right! The DJ!! I was literally almost on the ground laughing.

Alright, so there's my experience, now you gotta share yours!! We know you've got 'em so get to sending people! Let's get this Backstreet 20th Anniversary Party Train rolling!

Past BSB Event Stories: Week 7

The anticipation is building in the BSB fandom, can you feel it? If we weren't anxious before, well those boys have certainly been getting us there this week, and it would seem that the increased excitement has sparked some memories and encouraged some more people to share their BSB stories. We have 2 stories for you this week!

The first comes to you from TDS user ff87 and it's another cruise story!

I've had a few encounters with BSB but by far the funniest one was during the 2010 BSB cruise. My sister, cousin and I were trying to avoid the big crowds so we decided to take one of the less used elevators towards the back of the ship. So once we get in the elevator it's just us 3 and those elevators are super slow. We took it to the top floor so while we're on it we decide to be stupid and my cousin and I are rapping to juveniles " Back that thang up" lol. While my sisters back is facing the door of the elevator, she's there shaking her ass like a ghetto crazy girl and were just having a good time not even caring that this is showing up on surveillance. The elevator makes a stop and my sister is still there bending over, shaking her ass, the doors open and there's Brian, Leighanne, Baylee, and security staring at us. The three of us looked at each other and we could not stop laughing, we said hello and just walked out in giggles. 

That's the thing about the cruise, those boys pop up when you least expect it!

Our next story come from another dear friend to the Noisy Girls and the woman behind Team Wylee Canada, Sofia. Her story takes place during Nick's I'm Taking Off tour.


My friends and I did the Canadian Nick Carter tour in November 2011 and I was sick as a dog. Every time I laughed I would cough like crazy (the things I do for these boys, lol). Anyways he did Mississauga, Bellville and then Montreal. In Montreal my friends and I thought we would get a cheap hotel, we were REALLY tired and the hotel was right beside the Metropolis venue so it was perfect. Now let me say the hotel was pretty shady, but it was cheap and a good spot to be so we didn't care. So we checked in. First the elevator couldn't fit everyone's stuff so we had to take turns bringing everyone's stuff up to our room and the doors would just close on you every so often. While we're going up to our room the receptionist comes up to go to another room, however, there is a painter on a ladder with a bucket of paint  at the room she's going to, so he's obviously painting and the room is not ready. So she asks him is this room ready to be used and the painter is looking at her like wtf and says no I'm not done yet. lol 
It got cold in the morning so my friend Cinzia went to see if she could turn the heat on, but she saw there wasn't really a knob to turn the heat on so she went down to see if they could help. So I wake up and see her come back up with this big looking tv but it's a heater to heat the room. Cinzia goes to me, "The lady said if we had any problems with the heater or with anything else to give them a call and they'll come right up." I say to her, "Good luck with that since there's no fucking phone." Cinzia says, "There's gotta be a phone Sof" and I'm like "No there's not!" She looks around the room and she goes, "You're right, there's not!" 
The next day at this lovely establishment, around 9am, Cinzia is in the bathroom and I hear someone banging on the door of next room over. The gentlemen is shouting, "Open this door and come out here and suck my dick!!" lmao So I get up off my bed look through the peep hole, he's half naked, thankfully it's not bottom half. I make sure the door is locked because I'd rather be safe than sorry, lol. So Cinzia comes out of the bathroom and I ask her, "Did you hear that man  shouting from in the bathroom?" She goes, "No" and I tell her about the man and she says, "We should call security."  I bust out laughing and say, "Cinzia, if there is no phone here, there is for sure no security!" lmao Like I said it was a pretty shady place, but it added to the fun adventure and now we have funny stories to tell. 

Yikes! That story is funny AND a little scary, lol. But like Sofia said, the things we do for those boys!!

Join the fun! Send us YOUR funny experiences and we'll post them right here next week. You can e-mail us at backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.com or you can do what ff87 and Sofia did and post it on TDS. See you next Monday! :)

Past BSB Event Stories: Week 6

And so it begins! We've got tour dates in Asia and a Walk of Fame weekend in LA. So if you're going to any of those events we wanna hear from you afterward! Tell us about all of the hilarious moments that are bound to take place!

Can't wait that long? No worries! We're gonna keep posting stories from past events until the funniest moments from this 20th anniversary year start rolling in and boy do we have one for you this week. This story comes from our friend and all around hilarious gal, Cinzia, and well, you just gotta read it ...


After the 2nd cruise we decided to do Disney for a day. There were 4 of us: Erin (HUGE Disney fan, knows everything about everything in the parks), Cinzia (me - casual Disney fan, been a bunch of times), Sofia and Lindsey (big fans - have never been to Disney).
During the cruise we probably slept 4 hours all weekend. Slept for a bit on the Monday and then hit Disney on the Tuesday. It was a lot of fun but a super long day and we were very tired.
Erin arranged for us to do a character dinner - it's a buffet dinner where the characters from the movie mingle with you (this had Cinderella characters).

We were having fun taking pics individual pics with characters. So Prince Charming makes it to our table. We all quickly take turns getting our picture taken with him and when we're done he remarks, "Wow, that was fast!"

We then proceeded to have a convo with him. He then looked at us with a scared/horrified look on his face and said, "what?!". I responded that we meet a lot of boy bands and celebs and have to learn to take pictures quick so we don't miss our opportunity. He goes "oh" in a relieved way and continues on to the next table.

We look at each other puzzled and tried to figure out his reaction. Erin was still standing, where she had tied her BSB cruise hoodie (with the mermaid) around her waist.
Me: That was a weird reaction.
Erin: What did we say to him?
Me: Ok let's rewind...

Prince Charming: Wow, that was fast!
Me: Yeah, we do Boy Bands
Sofia (while snapping fingers and giving a back and forth arm gesture): In and out, in and out...very quickly
Erin (while sticking her butt out and pointing to it): Backstreet!
*Note - she did not say Backstreet BOYS, just Backstreet and although she was pointing to the BSB hoodie, it looked like she was pointing to her bum*

So yeah, we totally traumatized Prince Charming (who looked about 15 by the way) into thinking we "did" boy bands, very quickly, in our bums. 

*Note to self - next time go to Disney BEFORE the cruise, so we are not half asleep and scarring innocent Disney actors*

Now, if that didn't tickle your funny bone, you might wanna get yourself checked out!! ;)

Wanna send us YOUR funny story? backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.com is the e-mail to send it to. YOUR story could be up here next week! See you then! :)

Past BSB Event Stories - Week 5

So here we are at week 5 and we didn’t get any submissions for this week, sooooooooo...I’m gonna submit one of my own tour memories for this week.

Back in August 2010, the Boys did a TIU show in Cleveland, OH.  Five of us Noisy Girl planned on meeting up and going to the show together.  For some, it was the first time we’d all meet in person.  There was myself (from WV), Chels (From OH), Luz (from Texas), Dianne (from Canada) and LadyV (from England).  Yeah...we be from ALLL over the globe!  We decided to meet up a couple days before the show so that we could all hang out and just have some fun really getting to know each other in person and oohhhhhh what a time we had...like only Noisys know how to do!  Full of laughs, fun and making good memories.  But one particular instance stands out at MY favorite memory of the trip.

We were on the streets of Cleveland walking somewhere and we kept hearing this beeping sound.  We finally realized where the beep was coming from.....the crosswalk signal.  We were proud of our discovery until Dianne, or DD as I so affectingly call her, says all of a sudden “Oh!! I get it...the beeping is for the deaf people!”  Ok, clearly she MEANT blind people but by the time this registered to me I was almost literally rolling on the ground with laughter, as was the rest of the girls!  There were a LOT of hysterical moments on that trip,  that lives in infamy in my mind, but THAT is my favorite of them all!


So, that’s one of MY stories, but we want to hear YOURS!  We all would love to hear about one of your crazy/funny tour stories! Or if you had a crazy VIP picture, send it our way!  Please submit them to us at backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.com

Past BSB Event Stories - Week 4

Those Backstreet Boys, they just love testing our patience don't they? Teasing away about being in the studio and in meetings. TELL US SOMETHING!!! We need our fix! And hopefully some amazing and hilarious stories from this bound to be epic 20th anniversary year. But until then, we continue on with stories from the past. We didn't get any submissions with week, guess everyone was busy with Valentine's Day ... or should I say gettin' busy! ;) That's ok though, Dianne here and I'll share one of my experiences.

Now, I'll preface this story with a bit of background info. As you may or may not know, I kind of have this thing about asking the boys, especially Nick, if they've ever licked a battery. Don't ask me why, I just think it's funny. So ...

It's August 2011, Nick seems to be here in Toronto every other day (not that I mind) and this website called iVillage Canada is running a contest to go see Nick at an intimate show. All you had to do to enter was send them a question to ask Nick. So of course I'm sending away, trying to win me some tickets, and eventually, I'm running out things to ask. Now, I'm operating under the assumption that, considering a bunch of people are spamming them with tons of questions, they are not actually reading all these questions. What do I have to loose? So I send my question "Have you ever licked a battery?" Well, I didn't win ... :( ... But my friend Sofia did and because she's the best, she took me as her plus one! :)
Fast forward to the day of, we're waiting in line to get inside, along comes this woman who works at the site. We start talking to her and she tells us about how she was the one in charge of the twitter account and how she read all the tweets and they were so funny and ... well ... you can see where this is going. Next thing I know she telling us all about this weird person who wanted them to ask Nick if he's ever licked a battery. I couldn't hold it in. I burst out laughing and said "that was me!!" We all had a good laugh and of course I had to explain why I would ask such an odd question, but to this day, almost every time I tweet that iVillage Canada account, they tweet me back ;)

Now don't leave me hanging here, I know there's a bunch of you out there just as crazy as I am. Send us your stuff!! Not exactly a wizard with words? No worries, we'd be happy to help you put your story into the perfect Noisy blog post. Still not feeling it? Send us your hilarious VIP pic! No writing required! backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.com

Now let's all cross our fingers and hope by next week we'll have news of NEW BSB events! See you then!

Past BSB Event Stories - Week 3

We are back again with the 3rd installment of YOUR past BSB event/encounter stories!  This story comes to us from a member of our lovely friends at TDS, Shania. So sit back and enjoy!

So, I've never been to a BSB event but here's my funny encounter involving Twitter, Carly Rae Jepson, food, and Calculus. I was on summer vacation and I was teaching myself how to do Calculus. Suddenly, I got bored, so I decided to have lunch and checked my Twitter timeline. At that time, Brian was tweeting as well. Since I was so bored, I tweeted Brian, thinking that he wasn't going to read it. I Tweeted "Hey this is Shania and I'm not crazy but here's my Twitter, so chirp me maybe".   A minute later, he didn't reply once but TWICE! All the while I was doing a calculus problem but eating. The good news is, I didn't choke on my food but I think I messed up that calculus problem as well! lol

That's our Boys...sneak-attacking us on Twitter.  Shania definitely got a special and rare shout out from Brian. Way to go Shania! And thank you for sharing your story with us!

Do YOU have a special story or memory of a past BSB event that you'd like to share with our readers?  We'd love to hear about your adventures and funny mishaps that happen during tour or a random Boy encounter?  Please send them to us and we will post them here on our blog! Look forward to hearing from our readers! You can either send them to us via TDS in our thread or email us at backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.com.

Past BSB Event Stories - Week 2

Welcome back everyone! We've made it to week two here at the new Backstreet Noise Project and we're rolling along slowly but surely! 

This week we have a CRUISE story from another friend to the Noisy Girls, Rose. She's a pretty popular gal so you may have heard this one before, but it's so good, it's worth reading again ... 

On the 2010 BSB Cruise, I didn't expect what I got. I was just happy to be there on a great boat with friends, with nonstop BSB events. So that night for Karaoke, Jenn had described it as Brian hosting it and that was about it. We weren't told all four would be there, we were NOT told all four would be singing with us to boot. I got in, sat down with my roommates and one of the Rose Tours people saw me and said hi cause she remembered us from Masquerade night. I asked what she was doing, and she said signing people up to do karaoke.

WHY I had the nerve to sign up, I'll never know. I'm not a bold person lol but I've done karaoke before and it seemed simple enough. I mean only Brian was hosting right? I figured it'd be a shot to meet one of my two fave BSBs. Originally I was gonna sing "Nobody But You" but changed my mind last second to "10,000 Promises" since it's my fave song and I figured it'd make me less nervous. I was told they wouldn't pick everyone who signed up so I was like okay and then the poor lady got rushed when a bunch of fans realized what she was doing LOL. 

So imagine my shock when they not only are ALL there, but they're singing with the girls who came up first! LOL. I almost had a heartattack. I practically did when AJ's trying to pronounce my last name, I corrected him before I was like "oh shit, that's me!" lmao. When I got up there, hugging the Boys and everything, I was doing my best not to freak out. Next thing I know I've got Brian directing me on moving around the stage lmao. Then I have AJ running into the front row acting like a fan, pretending to cry and reaching for my hand as I sing with Brian having me sing to him. Then, Nick comes up and says "You gotta give them some drama." with me waving my arms about in typical Nick overdramatic fashion. But is that enough? Oh no. "Now we go to the knees" - Then he has me down to the knees like he always does, holding my arms out and mocking his performances lol. Basically I spent the entire song trying not to freak out and laugh till I cried. 

This also happened to be the first time I legitimately met the Boys. Apparently it was as memorable to them as it was to me cause in 2011 during a VIP on the NKOTBSB tour, they remembered me LOL. I also got recognized by other fans too. My anonymity in the fandom went poof! Hell, a moment of it's even on the damn cruise dvd. LOL. It was absolutely insane.


Now if that doesn't get you on that boat ... We don't know what will!

Do YOU have an amazing cruise story just like Rose's? Or maybe something from one of the tours or a promo event? SEND IT TO US!! We'd love to post YOUR hilarious experiences right here on our blog. Got friend with a really funny story? Recommend us!! We LOVE newcomers!! 

Thanks for reading Noisy fans!! See you next week! 

Past BSB Event Stories - Week 1

Happy Nick's Birthday everyone! Well, it has been exactly 1 week since we made our announcement and we already have our first submission!! Whooo hoooo!!! This one comes from a good friend to the Noisy Girls, Emma, or as we like to call her, Queen of the Darkside! (She runs TDS, our favorite forum) 

We were in the hotel bar after a show in Manchester, UK and AJ came wandering in! He sat behind us and was chatting with some fans....
I was trying to be Stealth (like D) and was leaning back trying to listen in (think James Bond spy styleeee) When my other girls started laughing and suddenly AJ shouted loudly right in my ear!!!! *cue me shatting myself*
He had crept up behind me and decided to scare me to death!

I went a shade of beetroot and then ...... (probably instinct) slapped him hard on the arm and told him I hated him!! lols. My girls found it amusing and he just laughed like a total (gorgeous) bastard!

He then sat with us for a bit, chatting, showing us pics of his dogs on his phone and telling us how he'd been working out! Concluding the chat with asking to feel how hard his abs were!  So naturally I gave them a good feel!!! hahahahah It. Was. Awesome. My fave experience with a BSB and he totally knew what he was doing to get us excited!! lols!

He's a sneaky one that AJ!! 

Did you love this story as much as we did? Do you have one of your own? Send it to us!! We'd love to post YOUR funny BSB encounter or amusing Backstreet related stories. See you next week!! :) 

A Noisy Announcement 

To quote Brian (although, really, it should be AJ, but we all know Brian says it way more than AJ) “OMG, We’re back again!!”

The Backstreet Noise Project has had to be put on the backburner for a lot of us Noisy Girls and as much as we’d love to continue to come up with and write hilarious (or at least what we deem to be hilarious) pieces for the site, life just seems to have gotten in the way, kids, careers, bill paying... you know all the boring stuff. So we had an idea …

We Noisys are attempting to revive our little blog, in honour of the big, looming, 20^th anniversary, and of course, to keep their fans smiling as best we can. However, we’re going to need your help!

As funny as we may try to be, I think we can all agree that the best and the funniest stories come from BSB adventures. Sure, we can share those stories with our family and friends, but no one can really appreciate them like other BSB fans. And with the 20^th anniversary year coming up, there’s gonna be a ton of events and who knows what kinda crazy stuff could happen.  So what we’re hoping is that you guys will share your stories with us, we’ll post them on the blog, and everyone can have a good laugh. And if we can get stories from a whole bunch of different events this year, it’ll be a nice way to commemorate the boys’ 20^th anniversary.

What we’re looking for is this: funny stories, either involving BSB or BSB related, from your BSB adventures. Obviously nothing too long, we don’t want reviews, and the stories have to be real ie. it had to actually happen to you, no fan fic. We are also not suggesting we go down the BSB secrets route ladies and gents, y’all know what we mean… that makes us laugh in a different kinda way, normally before becoming quite aggravated. To make it clear, we’ll provide you all with an example …

Way back in 2010 during the This Is Us tour, you may recall that a few of us Noisy Girls met up in Cleveland, Ohio to hang out and to see the boys’ show. After the concert we decided to hang out near the tour buses and see if we could see the guys one last time. So we head over to where the tour buses would be and … what luck … there they were, the buses, out in the open, you could walk right up to them, which is just what we did. Now there was no one around and we were a bit sleep deprived, so we thought it would be cool to take pics with the boys bus, touch the boys bus, pretend to lick the boys bus, and one of us, who shall remain nameless but is definitely NOT me, decided to hump the boys bus. There is even photographic evidence of this. We all had a good laugh and the story would have been amusing enough at that but, unfortunately, it’s not over. We continued to wait for those damn Backstreet Boys while they were evidently having cake … without forks. You need forks to eat cake.  Naturally, that’s what a couple of the DANCERS ran over to THIER bus… The bus that SOMEONE mistakenly just humped thinking it was the boys. Oh dear…

Now our story doesn’t include any names because it didn’t really need any, but we did check with all the people involved to make sure it was cool with them before we shared it. So if you’d like to share your story with us and other fans, do us a favor and do the same. Check with your friends, especially if you’re gonna use their names, and make sure they’re ok with you sending the story. We don’t wanna have to take stories down because of complaints.

Now we don’t know when the next BSB event will be for this year, so for now, to get the ball rolling, we’ll take any stories you have from past BSB events. We’re hoping you’ll all help us out by sharing your experiences and spreading the word. We want people to think of us when these kind of moments happen. Sort of like a “Damn You Autocorrect” thing. Something funny happens on the tour or the cruise or any other event we want people to think “this is a Backstreet Noise Project moment”.

So do you have a funny BSB adventure? Send it to us at backstreetnoiseproject@yahoo.com  because what happens on tour (or cruise, event, small stalking expedition, lol) doesn’t have to STAY on tour… ;) 

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

Well today is a special day, its our second anniversary! Its been a year of ups and downs, highs and lows, anyone would think AJ was our driver!

But we're still heeeeeeeeeeeeeere!
Our feet stuck to the ground,
despite how silly we sound!

We still are DD, Momma J, Sam, Chels, Luz, Poppy, B and V! And thank YOU! Yep, YOU! Because if you were not here reading this craziness we would have to do something else that was crazy and we would all end up in the loony bin LOL You are indeed... bigger than us.We know we've been a lil quiet recently, feel free to blame Nick, we do. But we are working on something pretty damn good! Here's a lil teaser for you... keep checking the blog... this is gonna be epic.Much Love,V and the Noisy Girls xoxo

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Backstreet Noise proudly presents:

The Backstreet Scavenger hunt

10AM Backstreet time Somewhere of the coast of Miami:
Howie pointed over into the corner of the room,
“Look I told you… what the hell is that all about?”
Brian and AJ slowly approached the tape recorder placed on Howie’s bed; someone had scrawled “PLAY ME!” on a piece of paper next to it.
“I guess we should play it” Shrugged AJ pressing the play button
“YO D! BRok! AJ! Your mission should you choose to expect it is A BACKSTREET SCAVENGER HUNT!”
It was Nick.
Howie looked at Brian“Expect it?”
Brian shrugged “resign/reside he’s always had issues”
Nick continued as the music from Mission impossible accompanied him in the back ground,
“You are going to need to find five things that re-SIDE on the ship and meet back here at eight o’clock TONIGHT! This is gonna be awesome! OK the five items you must collect are:Number one… A Wylee item”
Brian fist pumped “I have SO won this already”
“What?!” exclaimed Howie
“you are actually considering doing this?”
“Sssssssssshhhhh!” said AJ “we need to listen to Nick”
“Number two… A 42DDD bra”
“Woaaaah” groaned Brian “I like this game”
“Number three… you must take a picture with the craziest fan you can find”
AJ laughed “We need a Nick fan then”
“Number four… A tampon…. In like the packaging obviously”
Nick lost control and laughed for three minutes straight“Bwhahahahahhaahahah… oh sorry…. Bwhaaahahahaa…. tampon”
The boys looked at each other in confusion, Nick was now mumbling through tears of laughter
“Oh man… yeah… that’s funny! A tampon…. yeah”
Finally he snapped out of it
“OK finally! Number five! A fluffy bunny!”
“That’s a hard one” said Brian shaking his head
"Yeah man" AJ nodded in agreement
“WHAT!?” cried Howie in confusion “This is a cruise ship not a petting zoo Nick!”
“Use your imagination with that one hahahaha! Ok dawgs this tape will self destruct in 10… 9…. 8….”
“This cant be serious” sighed Howie rolling his eyes
“7… 6… 5…”
AJ started backing away “I really think we need to MOVE”
“4… 3…. 2…”
“Oh lord” Brian sighed
“OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!”
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
The tape recorder exploded on Howie's bed… leaving a big black scorch mark.
“MY BED!” yelled Howie
“GAME ON! GOTTA GOOOOOOO!” shrieked Brian leaping into the air and running out of the room. A shocked Howie looked at AJ for some kind of sane response; AJ was slowly backing out of the door
“Listen… Howie… sorry about your bed man but I’m gonna WIN this! Later dude”
Howie stood alone for a minute wondering how Nick had got explosives onto the boat and who had let him have them in the first place. He looked at his burnt bed and shook his head.
“Well…” He said to himself as he walked out of the door
“If you can’t beat them… join them right?”



So who wins? Stay tuned to find out....

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Water ...

THE NOISY GIRLS ARE BACK IN OHIO!!!!

That's right folks ... we're coming baaaaaaaaaaack!! We may be down a couple ( V & luz =( ) but we'll be up one ( Sam =) ) and we'll still be missing our Brazilian Tornado! But that won't stop us!! Now we've changed cities from Cleveland to Columbus ... so the boys won't be expecting us! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! They may have brought those New Kids as reinforcements ... but in this case ... 2 boys bands just means more places for us to hide!! ;)

Yes, this trip is bound to be another epic affair ... so if you'll be there ... beware!! You all remember what happened last time don't you?? Here's a little bit of never before seen Cleveland footage ... in case you forgot ...

You think you're ready ... but you're not!!

When Noisy Girls and Friends Have Too Much Free Time ...

Ever wonder what the Noisy Girls do when they're not writing hilarious pieces for all of you lovely people to read? Do you wanna know what make US laugh?

Well, we've got a PERFECT example going on RIGHT now on The Dark Side! Check out this thread ... http://www.backstreet-boys.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=talk&action=display&thread=3349&page=1

Some Noisy are in on the action as well as other fabulous TDS posters! Come laugh along with us!!

A Noisy NKOTBSB Review

Before I begin, I would just like to fore warn any potential new readers of a couple of things. #1 I tease because I love. This is a humour site and it’s all meant to be very tongue and cheek., so try not to get too offended. #2 This is not gonna be your typical review with a play by play of everything that happened. Although there will be some spoilers so if you don’t wanna know, I’d stop reading now.

It was a hot night on the 9^th of June when I went to see NKOTBSB in Toronto. They’d been asking me since that fateful American Music Awards performance, “can’t you see, can’t you see, N-K-O-T-B-S-B?” It was then that I could finally say “Yes, I can see you, please stop harassing me!” It was the second of two shows in Toronto, not that it made any difference since all of the boys performed like the Energizer Bunny on crack. Even Howie seemed more excited then usual … HOWIE! He’s supposed to be the responsible one who just looks at the rest of them like “WHY must I share a stage with these idiots?”

We were seated in what I was jokingly calling “The Squirt Zone” (aka the tip of the penis). Turns out … not a joke. That’s right, the penis stage jizzes on you. Not even five minutes into the show and streams of white and silver were shooting out at us. Now I know everyone was very excited but DAMN!! I thought it would hold up longer then that. And I’m not really sure what the silver was about. I’m a little concerned that someone’s picked up some funky STD over the years and now things just aren’t quite right down there.

Now you’ll notice that I said that I WAS calling it The Squirt Zone, as in past tense. After having spent an entire show there I am now calling it “The Death Zone”. In other words, if you are sitting there, prepare to die! Now of course I don’t mean literally, obviously I’m still alive if I can type this out but, it gets CA-RAY-ZAY down there. First you’ll have to manage to survive the high levels of sexiness, and believe me, from that close, the sexiness is quite overwhelming. Then you’ll have to survive the fact that Backstreet Boys and at least one New Kid WILL pass RIGHT by you. I now know what it’s like to have Nick Carter walk two feet in front of you when you’re in an arena filled with 20,000 girls who want to bang him. NOT. CUTE. Even with Nick’s unreasonably high level of good lookingness. My advice, elbows up and start hitting bitches. It’s the only way they’ll learn.

The camaraderie between the boys is very endearing … and sometimes a little creepy. Take the end of this particular show for example. First Jordan points out how handsome Nick is. Ok, kind of stating the obvious, I can live with that. Then Joey and Brian sing love songs to each other. I’m a little afraid but, I suppose they are just showing their appreciation for the music. Now there was a lot of screaming so I cannot be 100% sure about this next thing, but I’m fairly sure Howie said something about Danny “bringing the wood”. I can’t explain that one away, I’m disturbed. Then Danny refers to Howie as “The Latin Lover” and Howie proceeds to shake his ass apparently to the utter delight of all of the other boys who all proceed to then discuss Howie’s ass shaking. On the penis stage. And they’re calling themselves New Kids On The Backstreet Boys. Need I say more? Well apparently I do since the homoeroticism wasn’t over yet and Donnie kissed Nick. Now it was on the cheek but given everything else and the fact that they are not Italian relatives greeting each other, I’d say that’s not exactly normal heterosexual male behaviour. But hey, I don’t judge. Everyone is free to be you and me so, whatever floats your boat gentlemen.

All in all I must say that I really did enjoy the show. The Boys were fantastic as usual and the New Kids gave me plenty of opportunities to go pee or sit down and relax, check my phone and chat to the people. Although some of the sounds that come out of those guys, YIKES! I’m fairly sure at one point there was a note sung so high, only dogs could hear it. Someone should really ask if they have to be kicked in the nuts before they sing like that. Although I’ve yet to hear Nick being asked if he’s ever licked a battery so, I won’t hold out hope. Anyhoo, I had a TON of fun, if you get the chance you really should get out and see it for yourself. But if for some reason you can’t, then I hope this noisy review gave you a little more insight into what Boy-Band-Palooza 2011 was really like. TTFN my friends!

Dianne

And So It Begins ...

… the start of a new tour. Our heroes the Backstreet Boys and their dads … errrr … boy band comrades New Kids On The Block are about to embark on a tour of epic proportions. But with great tour, comes great responsibility. The pressure is on for all of these not so young lads to be the best they can be.

And all the fans across the lands … and by lands of course I mean generations as the mega man band only plans to tour North America and I’m pretty sure some of the New Kids fans are grandmothers … but I digress … all those fans are excitedly waiting and hoping. Hoping that Nick will finally see them across the stadium and they’ll fall in love and run away together … hoping that they won’t trip over their heels causing total embarrassment … hoping they won’t have to punch one of those Blockhead grandmothers square in the nose.

Yes, the anticipation of a new tour can be the cause of great stress. But in case you forgot what it’s all really about, the Noisy Girls present to you … Memories …

That’s right folks … it’s about FUN. So no matter if you’re on the Penis Stage or just watching in awe from below … have as much fun as possible and just enjoy the moment!

HAPPY TOURING!

The many faces of Brian Littrell 1-5

Once apon a time there was a Backstreet boy called Brian. Brian amused us all with his bizarre behaviour and silly faces... thats why we love him! But... have you ever wondered what exactly might be going on in Brian's head in some pictures? We have, so we thought we'd see if we could figure it out, in our own unique noisy way obviously! Ladies and gents BN presents...

"The many faces of Brian Littrell"

Brian gets bored during some photos:

Brian is NOT receeding... mmkay?

Dear Brian, be careful what you do on stage buddy. Love The Noisy Girls xoxo

Hat... CHECK! Scarf... CHECK! Cheesy Grin... CHECK! It can only be Brok!

And finally... a lil old school

Backstreet Bunnies - Part 4

Candidate #3 (aka AJ) is certainly ... interesting. He seems like a nice enough guy though. Well ladies and gents ... we're down to our final Candidate ...

Candidate #4

Name: Nick Carter

DOB: January 28, 1980

Sex: MALE

Height: 6ft1

Experience: Hot guy in The Backstreet Boys/Actor/Director/All round sex magnet

Why do you think you would make a good Easter bunny and why do you want this role? I wouldn’t make a good Easter Bunny, I would make an AWESOME Easter Bunny! I want to do it because I would be so much better at it than Howie, he’s a one trick pony, all he does is wink.

What does Easter mean to you? Chocolate Eggs and CANDY! The bible and stuff too... Brian reads me the stories at night sometimes, they put me to sleep real quick.

How many carrots do you eat in a week? Too many, I get really bad gas on this macrobiotic diet.

Are you physically able to hop for long periods of time? Yeah totally! I can dance for hours too! I can also stick my hand down my pants while singing "She's A Dream"

Would you hyperventilate when put in a confining costume? Possibly, depends if I have bad gas.

Do you own your own Easter basket, or you need one provided? What’s an Easter basket?

Would you be prepared to sign a disclaimer absolving us of responsibility if you are violently assaulted by young children? Sure, Baylee does it to me all the time, I'm sure Leighanne tells him to do it.

Have you any prior experience as an animal? No but I have a dog... I pretend to bark at him sometimes, I do it real good! Also, someone tried making me an escape-goat once. OH And I have a pussy, I showed everyone on webchat once! I have this covered.

Do you have a criminal record? I er... well... I may have accidentally driven a car after a few drinks. I did get arrested for loitering, but the rumor about me exposing myself in public at the time was totally false.

How many eggs can you paint in an hour? One Thousand

Please provide a reference: Brian Littrell: My BFF. (I will give you his number)

Any further information: Do you think too much chocolate would kill you? I will make the Bunny costume look sexy, I hope that’s not a problem. Oh and can I eat the Eggs from the Easter Egg hunt that the kids don't find? I also don't work unless refreshments are put out, I want salad and wheatgrass. I’m also going to need a vent hole in the ass of the costume because of lunch.

Well there you have it, all 4 Easter Bunny Candidates! Who would YOU choose? Be sure to leave us a comment with your choice. Or you can hit us up on Twitter or TDS (links are at the top of the page). Thanks for reading!!

Backstreet Bunnies - Part 3

Well, Candidate #2 (aka Howie D) seems pretty professional and responsible. Although he seems to have a stalker in this "Nick Carter" character. Let's see what Candidate #3 has to offer ...

And be sure to check back tomorrow to see our FINAL Easter Bunny Candidate.

Candidate #3

Name: Alexander James McLean AKA: AJ, Jizzle, Johnny No Name, Skulleez, Monkee...



DOB: January 9, 1978



Sex: Yes … and a LOT of it with my Monkee!



Height: Ummm … around 5'8 I think ...



Experience: I am an entertainer, have been for years, so I think that counts as experience. What could possibly be different entertaining a bunch of kiddies in an oversized bunny costume? I CAN floor hump in it, right?



Why do you think you would make a good Easter bunny and why do you want this role? Well, despite my tough, outer appearance, I LOVE kids. I’m really good with my friend’s son Baylee … the kid LOVES me!



What does Easter mean to you? I know the whole hoopla surrounding it, but I look forward to time with my family and my Monkee!!



How many carrots do you eat in a week? Probably not very many ... besides, Nick steals all the veggies cuz of that damn macrobiotic diet he sticks to. I swear the man has shit himself a few times … WOW! And don’t touch his poo ... it gives you pinkeye!!



Are you physically able to hop for long periods of time? Ask me that 10 years ago and I coulda hopped for hours. I just had knee surgery not to long ago, so no … not for very long now.



Would you hyperventilate when put in a confining costume? Nah, I can just think of it as a fetish my Monkee has. Plus, I was a bunny last Halloween.



Do you own your own Easter basket, or you need one provided? No, but I heard that my fellow bandmate’s wife sells them in her Easter collection ... I can get one from there.



Would you be prepared to sign a disclaimer absolving us of responsibility if you are violently assaulted by young children? Are you kidding? I’m a BACKSTREET BOY! I’ve been violated by kids, had my hair ripped out (yes!! I HAD hair at one time!), my clothes ripped off. So no, no disclaimer needed.



Have you any prior experience as an animal? I’m kinky...but not THAT kinky!



Do you have a criminal record? Nope ...I’m clean.



How many eggs can you paint in an hour? A lot ... I will just pretend they are my fingernails!



Please provide a reference: My Monkee, my mom and her hubby, my bandmates and I have a ton of fans that will vouch for me!



Any further information: I may tear the sleeves off the bunny costume ... I always feel the need to be different, so I will buy the costume up front. Hey, I can have my Monkee paint my bald head like an Easter egg? And do my nails in pastels?

Backstreet Bunnies - Part 2

So Candidate #1 (aka Mr. Littrell) was pretty good huh? He'd make a pretty good Easter Bunny, he's hyper enough to be jumping all over the place, and he's pretty cute! A little attached to the wife though. Let's see what Candidate #2 has to offer ...

And don't forget to check back tomorrow and Monday to see Candidates #3 and #4.

Candidate #2

Name: Howard (Howie) Dwaine Dorough

DOB: August 22, 1973

Sex: Male

Height: Tall enough, but not too tall, I’d say just right! ;)

Experience: I’ve been in the entertainment business for over 18 years now. Most recognizably I am a member of the international sensation known as Backstreet Boys. I’m also involved in talent management and I am in the process of recording my own solo record. I also work in real-estate and own several hotels.

Why do you think you would make a good Easter bunny and why do you want this role? I think I would make a good Easter Bunny because I’m charming, friendly, and adorable. I’m an excellent entertainer and I love children. I want this role because I think it would be a fun experience, an interesting thing to put on my resume, and an opportunity to have some fun with my family. Plus you can never have too much money right? ;)

What does Easter mean to you? Easter means time with family and friends, eating good food and enjoying the new beginnings of spring.

How many carrots do you eat in a week? Not that many. I’m more of a meat and potatoes guy if you know what I mean ;)

Are you physically able to hop for long periods of time? Hop? No, not for very long, my knees aren’t what they used to be. But my hips are in great condition so I can salsa for hours! ;)

Would you hyperventilate when put in a confining costume? No. Well, not unless you let that tall, blonde, pain in my ass mess with it.

Do you own your own Easter basket, or you need one provided? I don’t waste money on frivolous items like Easter baskets.

Would you be prepared to sign a disclaimer absolving us of responsibility if you are violently assaulted by young children? If it’s by a young child, then yes. I have a young son and so I know what children can be like. If it’s by Nick Carter, then no, I WILL sue!

Have you any prior experience as an animal? None to my recollection.

Do you have a criminal record? Of course not.

How many eggs can you paint in an hour? Paint well or just paint? Cuz I can just paint like 50 in an hour. Paint well, significantly less.

Please provide a reference: My manager, or basically anyone who has worked with me or with Backstreet Boys. They’ll all tell you I’m awesome. Just please don’t phone Nick Carter! Please, for the love of all things holy, that guy is SO annoying!

Any further information: If I get this job please ban Nick Carter from coming within a 10 mile radius of me. Thank you!

Backstreet Bunnies

It's Easter!! Spring has sprung, love is in the air, everyone is hopped up on chocolate, and it's only another month 'till the NKOTBSB tour!! Good times all around! Well, good times for everyone except the Easter Bunny. You see ... he had a little incident with a carrot and ... well ... suffice to say he won't be able to perform his regular Easterly duties. Lucky for him we have 4 excellent candidates ready to fill in for him! Check back every day for the next 4 days to see all of the applications and then decide ... Which Backstreet Boy would make the best Easter Bunny?

Candidate #1

Name: Brian Thomas Littrell

DOB: February 20th, 1975

Sex: Sometimes, only when my wife lets me though

Height: I'm as tall as I feel...okay fine, I'm short but if I get on Nick's back I'm a lot taller!

Experience: Entertainer, Singer/Performer, Christian, Husband/Father, Dog Owner

Why do you think you would make a good Easter bunny and why do you want this role? Well my wife thinks I would look cute as a bunny, and my son would enjoy it too, plus if I do say so myself I look pretty darn good in pink!

What does Easter mean to you? Jesus lives! Put your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care!

How many carrots do you eat in a week? I usually only eat them when my wife tells me to

Are you physically able to hop for long periods of time? Well I usually hop on Nick's back for a piggy back ride, I have lots of energy in me, speaking of which is it time for my Ritalin yet?

Would you hyperventilate when put in a confining costume? I don't think so? Leighanne! Would I hyperventilate when in a confining costume? No? My wife says no, so no it is

Do you own your own Easter basket, or you need one provided? Oh I have plenty of Easter baskets, actually that's part of my wife's new line of purses, Wylee, the Easter collection

Would you be prepared to sign a disclaimer absolving us of responsibility if you are violently assaulted by young children? I don't know, once again, must consult the wife...

Have you any prior experience as an animal? Well between you and me, I have been neutered...does that count? And according to the other guys I'm whipped...that's an animal thing right?

Do you have a criminal record? Yes, I'm guilty of being whipped by my wife

How many eggs can you paint in an hour? Do I put my wife's face on them?

Please provide a reference: My wife, Leighanne Wallace, or my bff Nick Carter. But please just call my wife to hear her talk about me!

Any further information: I get too hyper sometimes; you may need to give me a shot to calm me down

My Evil Twin by Jen AKA Momma J

I know it's a dream for thousands...and it happened to me. It happened early one chilly morning, August 14, 2007, to be precise.

One Nickolas Gene Carter was at a radio station with Howie, doing an Unbreakable interview.

Now mind you, not very many things in this life can turn me instantly into a 12 year old pre-puberty teenie like just the sight of Nick can do. But yes, there I was, all alone, and seen him walking down the stairs.

At this point I became aware of the little voice ringing in my head. There he is!! it said to me. I think I even answered, aloud, with I know!!. If anyone gave me weird look, I wouldn't have had a clue...after all, Nick Freakin' CARTER was like 20 feet away from me at this point..does anything around you but him really exist when this happens? No? I didn't think so.

But anyways, he comes out of the building and every girl there, about 20-25 of us, rush the poor man.

Poor Howie gets NO love...I still love you tho Howie!!

Ok..off track again, but anyways, I calmly wait my turn and its finally arrived. I ask him to sign my comic book..he does...I stood there just gawkin' at the beauty of the man when I finally found my voice again I had asked for a hug.

The answer was like music to my ears..."Sure sweetie," he says to me.

Fine Nick, KILL me before I get the damn hug from you..I think to myself. It was then the other voice inside my head really awakened...

Evil Jen: OOOOOO will ya just LOOK at that hottie!!

Good Jen: Yes, he's very handsome indeed!

Evil Jen: See what I did for you? I got you to ask for a hug! And here it comes!

Good Jen: I knowwww! Omg! What do I do? What do I doooo??

Evil Jen: Reach back and pinch his ass!!

Good Jen: No!! I could NEVER do that!

Evil Jen: You are SUCH a goodie goodie two shoes!

Good Jen: Shut UP you! OMG! Hes hugging me!!!!

Evil Jen: NOW!! NOW!! Pinch the ass! Pinch the ass!!!

*pause cuz both Jens are in pure, blissful heaven right now.....

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Ok..

Good Jen: Ok..time to let go of the tall, cute blond guy now....

Evil Jen: NOOOOOO!!! Can't we take him home!?!

Good Jen: I wish we could, but no, he has to go on and make beautiful music with the rest of the boys for us to enjoy.

Evil Jen: NOOOOOO!!! Hes miiiiiiiiiine!! Let's just drag him back to the car and take him home..no one will notice!!

Good Jen: Ok..doooooooown girl..step away from the Backstreet boy.

Evil Jen: Coward! The man had his loooong, lanky, warm, hard, sweet bod pressed up against you and all you do is STAND there?! WTF!!?!?!

Good Jen: *sigh*

So, with that, my advice to all you that ever have the very fortunate experience of getting a hug from your favorite BSB, watch out!!! That evil twin is lurkin' about in your head somewhere and she will try to get you in trouble, or hell, even arrested! So beware! Don't listen! Resist! Resist! Resist the urge to listen to her, cuz by damned, you will want to!